Monday, May 15, 2006

Stupid Human Gets Bear Killed


Another bear has been killed due to a stupid human.

The stupid human was mountain biking in the wilderness, well in the wild, well in Banff on a bike trail in the woods.

Wilderness. National Park. Animal preserve. Spring. Bears come out of hibernation and are looking for food. It's their park too.

Stupid human was biking along a wilderness trail in bear country. Stupid human was not paying attention to his reality. Nope he was listening to his IPod in the woods, as if we was in the city riding down the street. So he did not hear the bear approach.

It was a pitiful specimen of a bear, underweight and obviously in need of a good meal. The bear obviously thought the stupid human was food on wheels, sort of take out and delivery in one, and could not believe his luck.

Stupid human did not hear the bear until it was too late. Then he cried out Grizzly. Stupid human could not have been stupider, it was a black bear. An underweight one. Hungry. In a national park. A protected species, supposedly protected from stupid humans.

Well unfortunately for this poor bear, he met stupid human and attacked him. Resulting in the death of a bear, in his woods, in his national park, in his protected area. Thanks to a stupid human on a bike with an IPod in his ears thinking he was traveling down Younge Street in Toronto instead of being in BEAR COUNTRY. And the Greenies want to promote eco-tourism, please spare me, and the bears.


The black bear was likely three or four years old. In the spring, bears forage in the valley around Banff for food before moving into the mountains in summer when the snow is gone. Young bears generally have a tough time competing with older bears for food and this black bear was "particularly thin," Mr. Syme said. It was about 57 kilograms (125 pounds) and was probably seven kilos (15 pounds) or so underweight. "[The bear] was in poor condition," Parks Canada said in a press release.

The attack underscores the need to adhere to safety advice, which people sometimes spurn, Mr. Syme said. This includes travelling in groups, making noise and carrying bear spray. Mr. Flaaten was also wearing headphones, which is not good practice in the mountains. "Listening for those little subtle signals is important," Mr. Syme said. "If they're drowned out by music, it's not something I'd encourage people to do." Cry from the woods saves cyclist after black bear mauling




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