Monday, October 30, 2023


Black Masses and Anal Probes: The Link Between the Witch Hunts and Alien Abductions

JEF ROUNER OCTOBER 30, 2023 

Not a cellphone in sight. People just enjoying themselves.
  Woodcut from The History of Witches and Wizards (1720)

Witches and aliens are Halloween staples. In terms of actual historical reports, they are often actually the same thing.

A core component of witch confessions extracted during various purges is the concept of the Black Mass. This is a perverted version of the Catholic Mass where various blasphemies (as designated by the church) were practiced. While many descriptions were the result of torture, some were given willingly. There are some very specific and kinky through-lines in these accounts.

Usually, the participant is whisked away by unknown means, often from their bed. From there, they meet an otherworldly figure who requires some form of body fluid. Afterwards, the participant submits to intercourse with the devil, whose penis is large, black, and ice-cold. Many accounts stress that sodomy is preferred over vaginal intercourse.

You won’t find these stories much in the famous Salem Witch Trials, but they are common further back in the medieval period, particularly in France. In the Fourteenth and Fifteenth Century, accused witches like Anne-Marie De Georgel, Catherine Delort, Jehan la Vitte, and others named as their co-conspirators gave lurid accounts of these rituals.

Fast forward to Twentieth Century America and the case that launched the modern alien abduction craze. Betty and Barney Hill were driving through rural New Hampshire in 1961 when they were allegedly abducted by aliens. In their subsequent accounts, they described a variety of invasive tests done to them, including Betty being pierced with a large needle and Barney having his sperm taken after being probed anally.

Despite the ubiquitousness of anally probing in popular extraterrestrial writing, there are actually few verified eye-witness accounts between the Hills and the 1980s. While many abductees reported being probed, it was usually nasally.

However, from the 1980s onward (in other words, right around the time of the Satanic Panic and a new obsession with secret Black Massesque rites), abduction stories change significantly. Now, abductions from bed are common, and abductees are regularly penetrated in a sexual way, albeit with cold indifference. Author David Jacobs interviewed thousands of abductees, and they reported probing, insemination, and the birth of alien-human hybrids.

In some accounts, these offspring were then used in unknowable scientific experiments. This, too, has roots in classical witch narratives. Black Masses regularly featured baby murder and cannibalism, sometimes fresh from a birth at the ceremony itself.

Just to be very clear, it’s highly unlikely that any of these stories are true. Reports of Black Masses contain many impossible elements, such as flying on brooms and other magical elements. People who claim probing or other invasions by aliens almost never have compelling, verifiable evidence to back it up, waving away a lack of physical proof as near-magical alien technology.

Sleep paralysis has long been cited as a possible culprit in alien abductions stories. During a sleep paralysis episode, the person is unable to move and may have intense dreams that feel startlingly real. The feeling of being overpowered by some sinister or demonic force while under the effects of sleep paralysis is one of the most commonly described symptoms.

Which means either Satan is an alien, or the human mind has been conjuring up variations on a weird sex dream for centuries. The latter seems way more likely.


JEF ROUNER (not cis, he/him) is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful.
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See witches and warlocks paddle in Tarpon Springs

Luis Santana, Tampa Bay Times
Sun, October 29, 2023 


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The group was started by Christine Irons about four years ago.

“Halloween is my favorite holiday and paddling my favorite activity. So, why not combine both,” Irons said.

She had admired the sight of witches paddling on the West Coast and decided to start a local group with some friends. The group started with 30 members and last year had over 130 participate in Tarpon Springs and over 150 in New Port Richey.

“I host one in Tarpon Springs on Saturday, and Sunday we do New Port Richey,” Irons said. “Both the Anclote and Pithlachascotee rivers offer a unique setting for this venue. The rivers pass by onlookers, waterfront estates, restaurants and shops so participants are able to engage with the land mortals.”

'Witches' spotted off the coast of Falmouth in charity paddleboard fundraiser

Sunday 29 October 2023 
People were all smiles seeing the group dressed head to toe in black with their witches hats
Credit: Kelsi Farrington

A group of 'witches' have been spotted swimming and paddleboarding off the coast of Falmouth.

The coven were fully in the Halloween spirit as they dodged the waves off Gyllyngvase beach.

The group of sixteen were raising money for Surfers Against Sewage who have staged a few creative paddle-outs in the past.

Organiser Kelsi Farrington says it was "wonderful" to have so many people dress up and join in - with some very funny moments.

"There were several times a few of us looked at each other, hats drenched and salt water running down our faces, and burst out laughing from a mixture of joy and amazement we were actually doing it."

It was mostly wave dodging and holding onto their hats for these witches
Credit: Kelsi Farrington

Admittedly the waves and the wind did make it challenging with riders staying on the water's edge and Kelsi was worried she might be the only witch on the beach.

"The weather forecast wasn’t looking promising and I half expected no one to turn up!"

"The waves and wind didn’t make it easy - that’s for sure - but as one of my fellow witches said, it kind of made it all the more fun."
Pets were even getting into the halloween spirit
Credit: Kelsi Farrington

The unusual moment caught the attention of a few half-term beachgoers with some asking if they could take their photo.

Kelsi says it was a good time to talk about the charity, Surfers Against Sewage, which they were dipping to fundraise for.

"I hope it inspires others - like the Surfers Against Sewage paddle out in May inspired me to be more vocal about keeping our oceans clean, suggest this idea, share their important work and become a member."

PHOTOS: Witches take over Kalamalka Lake in Vernon

More than 100 people got dressed up and brought their paddleboards to the lake Saturday

Brendan Shykora
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Vernon got into the Halloween spirit Saturday, when Kalamalka Lake was covered head to foot in pointy hats and witchy costumes.

More than 100 people dressed up as witches and took part in a Halloween paddle at Kal Beach, enjoying beautiful fall weather Oct. 28.

Event organizer Ashley Reich was pleased with the turnout after the SUP Witches event she made on Facebook blew up.

“I had a whole bunch of people asking about if we were going to do one here,” said the creator of the popular SUP Okanagan Facebook page. “So I thought let’s just get one started, so I made an event and it just went viral, and here we are, so I’m very excited.”

For Reich, the event was a meeting between two of her passions: Halloween and paddleboarding.

“I myself am a huge Halloween fan, I just love it and I think it’s so important to get the community together as often as we can, especially for holidays like this,” she said. “Previously there have been paddles starting here on Kal Beach, but this year nobody really stepped up to do it so I thought I would do it myself.”

Reich goes paddling with her boyfriend, and any friends and family she can bring along, any chance she gets.

“That’s what we do, we spend almost all of our free time paddleboarding,” she said.

“I think paddleboarding is a must if you live in the Okanagan; you should definitely have a paddleboard,” Reich laughed. “It’s big here, the lakes are just beautiful.”

Reich says the plan is to create the event again next year, and the hope is it builds some more momentum and leads to even bigger turnouts in the future.

With clear skies and calm waters, Saturday was an ideal day on the lake.


“Let’s just hope nobody falls in.”

Mapped: Modern Britain’s witchcraft hotspots revealed as 13,000 declare as witches in UK..

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With sorcery more popular than ever, how weary of real-life witches should you be in your neighbourhood this Halloween?

Wiccan priestesses
Wiccan high priestesses praying around a fire pit to the Celtic goddess Brigid (Image: GETTY)

Conducted every 10 years, the census is the most wide-ranging and revealing survey about the residents of England and Wales carried out by the Office for National Statistics (ONS).

An important endeavour for social scientists and policymakers going back two centuries, its seriousness was undermined in 2001 when a voluntary question about religion was first included – which just under 400,000 Brits answered “Jedi”.

The “Any other religion, write in” box has endured, and today provides reliable insights into the lesser-known faiths practised around the country.

Perhaps most interestingly of all is the growing group of self-proclaimed witches, who numbered 13,858 in 2021 – up 6.3 per cent over the past decade.

Check ’s interactive map below to see how many Wiccans and practitioners of witchcraft are in your area this .

Pagan religions and their followers

Number of people in England and Wales belonging to pagan faiths according to Census 2021 survey voluntary responses.

Pagan religions by number of observers.

Social media platforms like TikTok have amplified interest in sorcery in recent years. #WitchTok videos have collectively gathered 30 billion views, while #babywitch, catering to newcomers, has amassed over 600 million.

Even back in 2019, the surging popularity of “The Craft” prompted The New York Times to ask: “When Did Everybody Become a Witch?”

The “when” may be elusive, but at least on this side of the pond we have the answer to “where” – and it’s Cornwall, with 267 people observing Wicca or witchcraft.

This may come as little surprise to those with knowledge of the South Western county’s fantastical reputation as a land apart once inhabited by pixies, fairies and giants. The village of Boscastle on the north coast pays homage to this lore with the Museum of Witchcraft and Magic.

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With social media groups and community meetups, we are far more tolerant of witchcraft nowadays (Image: GETTY)

Wicca and witchcraft are part of the larger contemporary pagan movement, including druids, heathens and many others, which celebrates pre-Christian beliefs.

In some ways, they are ripe for these modern, progressive times: deferring to a Goddess as well as a God, and referring to all practitioners as “witches” regardless of gender. In practical terms, their belief in magic and mass rituals aimed at establishing direct contact with the divine seem hopelessly anachronistic.

And yet, people all over the country openly subscribe to such “spiritual paths”, as they are known. The Yorkshire city of Leeds is home to the second-largest witch population, with 187 followers.

Birmingham came in third place (175), followed by Wiltshire (170) and Plymouth (140).

This is how many witches and

 Satanists there are in Southampton

James Butler
Mon, 30 October 2023 

A witch in the shadow of the moon (Image: Radar)

Dozens of modern witches are living in Southampton, according to the latest census figures.

As Halloween looms, a look at the most recent census figures shows there are a surprising number of folks who identify as witches, pagans, and even Satanists across England and Wales.

In Southampton, 63 people selected Wicca as their religion in Census 2021. The religion developed in England during the first half of the 20th century with its name deriving from the Old English 'wicca' and 'wicce', the masculine and feminine term for witch.

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The number of people identifying as wiccan is down from 94 in the 2011 census.

Across England and Wales, over 12,800 people opted for Wicca as their religion – a slight jump from 11,800 in 2011.

Separately, the number of people selecting Witchcraft as their religion has fallen from nearly 1,300 in 2011 to under 1,100 in the recent census.

The figures show seven people selected Witchcraft as their religion in Southampton in 2021.

While the witch population has not soared, there has been a 30% rise in pagans - from 56,600 people in 2011 to over 73,700 two years ago. In Southampton, 465 people said they were pagan.

Halloween, which has roots in paganism, originated from the Celtic celebration of Samhain that marked the end of summer and the beginning of the winter. Celts believed the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred on this night.

Celtic priests would build bonfires, where the people gathered to burn crops and animals as sacrifices to the Celtic deities.

Eventually, the influence of Christianity spread into Celtic lands and All Soul's Day and All Saint's Day – or All-hallows – was created, incorporating some of the original pagan traditions. To celebrate the days, people would light bonfires, throw parades and costume as saints, angels and devils.

Speaking of the devil, Satanism is also on the rise across the nations. Nearly 5,100 people identified as Satanists in the recent census – more than doubling from 1,900 a decade prior.

Despite the name, not all Satanists believe in a literal Lucifer. Instead, it is often a metaphor for questioning authority and rejecting mainstream religion.

In Southampton, 32 people said they were Satanists.

The number of witches living in

 Bradford has risen, figures reveal

Daryl Ames
Sun, 29 October 2023

THE latest Census figures have revealed that there are a rising number of Wiccans living in Bradford.

As Halloween looms, a look at the most recent Census figures show people identify as witches, pagans, and even Satanists across England and Wales.

In Bradford, 121 people selected Wicca as their religion in the 2021 Census. The religion developed in England during the first half of the 20th century with its name deriving from the Old English 'wicca' and 'wicce' - the masculine and feminine term for witch.

The number of people identifying as Wiccan is up from 106 in the 2011 Census.

Across England and Wales, more than 12,800 people opted for Wicca as their religion – a slight jump from 11,800 in 2011.

Separately, the number of people selecting Witchcraft as their religion has fallen from nearly 1,300 in 2011 to under 1,100 in the recent Census.

The figures show two people selected Witchcraft as their religion in Bradford in 2021.

While the witch population has not soared, there has been a 30 per cent rise in pagans - from 56,600 people in 2011 to over 73,700 two years ago. In Bradford, 559 people said they were pagan.

Halloween, which has roots in paganism, originated from the Celtic celebration of Samhain which marked the end of summer and the beginning of the winter. Celts believed the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred on this night.

Celtic priests would build bonfires, where the people gathered to burn crops and animals as sacrifices to the Celtic deities.

Eventually, the influence of Christianity spread into Celtic lands and All Soul's Day and All Saint's Day – or All-hallows – was created, incorporating some of the original pagan traditions. To celebrate the days, people would light bonfires, throw parades and costume as saints, angels and devils.

Satanism is also on the rise across the nations. Nearly 5,100 people identified as Satanists in the recent Census – more than doubling from 1,900 a decade prior.

Despite the name, not all Satanists believe in a literal Lucifer. Instead, it is often a metaphor for questioning authority and rejecting mainstream religion.

In Bradford, 46 people said they were Satanists.

More people identify as witches and

 Satanists in BCP

Matt Simpson
Sun, 29 October 2023

There has been a rise in witches, pagans and Satanists in Bournemouth, Christchurch and Poole, census data reveals.

Figures from the government’s largest citizen survey suggest 101 people selected Wicca as their religion – up from 99 a decade ago.

Wicca is a religion which developed in England during the first half of the 20th century, with its name deriving from the Old English 'wicca' and 'wicce', the masculine and feminine term for witch.

There has also been a 30 per cent rise in pagans nationally, from 56,600 people in 2011 to over 73,700 two years ago, with 698 people saying they were pagans in BCP.

Halloween, which has roots in paganism, originated from the Celtic celebration of Samhain which marked the end of summer and the beginning of the winter.

Celts believed the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred on this night.

Celtic priests would build bonfires where people gathered to burn crops and animals as sacrifices to deities.

Eventually, the influence of Christianity spread into Celtic lands and All Soul's Day and All Saint's Day – or All-hallows – were created, incorporating some of the original pagan traditions.

To celebrate, people would light bonfires, throw parades and dress up as saints, angels and devils.

The figures also show seven people selected Witchcraft as their religion in the conurbation while 34 people said they were Satanists.

Satanism is also on the rise across England and Wales, with nearly 5,100 people identifying as Satanists in the recent census – more than doubling from 1,900 a decade prior.

Meanwhile, in the rest of Dorset 83 people selected Wicca as their religion, up from 79, 11 people decided Witchcraft was their religion and 19 people said they were Satanists.



Revealed: The number of satanists,

 witches and pagans living in Sussex

Savannah Nicholson
Sat, 28 October 2023

Census figures have revealed the number of witches living in Sussex.

As Halloween looms, a look at the most recent census figures shows there are a surprising number of people who identify as witches, pagans and even Satanists across England and Wales.

In Brighton and Hove, 111 people selected wicca as their religion in the 2021 Census. The religion developed in England during the first half of the 20th century with its name deriving from the Old English wicca and wicce, the masculine and feminine terms for witch.

The number of people identifying as wiccan in the city is up from 84 in the 2011 census.

In Worthing, 25 people selected wicca as their religion in Census 2021, down from 52 in the 2011 census.

In Eastbourne, 42 people selected wicca as their religion, up from 29 in the 2011 census while 28 people in Hastings selected it, up from 25.

Across England and Wales, more than 12,800 people opted for wicca as their religion – a slight jump from 11,800 in 2011.

Separately, the number of people selecting witchcraft as their religion has fallen from nearly 1,300 in 2011 to under 1,100 in the recent census.

The figures show 13 people selected witchcraft as their religion in Brighton and Hove in 2021, one person selected witchcraft as their religion in Worthing, seven people in Hastings as well as one person in Eastbourne.

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While the witch population has not soared, there has been a 30 per cent rise in pagans - from 56,600 people in 2011 to over 73,700 two years ago.

In Brighton and Hove, 612 people said they were pagan, In Worthing 201 people, 240 in Hastings and 213 in Eastbourne.

Halloween, which has roots in paganism, originated from the Celtic celebration of Samhain that marked the end of summer and the beginning of the winter. Celts believed the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred on this night.

Celtic priests would build bonfires, where the people gathered to burn crops and animals as sacrifices to the Celtic deities.

Eventually, the influence of Christianity spread into Celtic lands and All Souls Day and All Saints Day – or All Hallows – was created, incorporating some of the original pagan traditions. To celebrate the days, people would light bonfires, throw parades and costume as saints, angels and devils.

Satanism is also on the rise across the nation. Nearly 5,100 people identified as Satanists in the recent census – more than doubling from 1,900 a decade prior.

Despite the name, not all Satanists believe in a literal Lucifer. Instead, it is often a metaphor for questioning authority and rejecting mainstream religion.

In Brighton and Hove, 61 people said they were Satanists, in Worthing 18 people, Hastings 20 and Eastbourne seven.

Halloween 2023: Dozens of witches living in South Kesteven

Dozens of modern witches are living in South Kesteven, according to the latest census figures.

Dozens of modern witches are living in South Kesteven, according to the latest census figures.

As Halloween looms, a look at the most recent census figures shows there are a surprising number of folks who identify as witches, pagans, and even Satanists across England and Wales.

In South Kesteven, 37 people selected Wicca as their religion in Census 2021. The religion developed in England during the first half of the 20th century with its name deriving from the Old English 'wicca' and 'wicce', the masculine and feminine term for witch.

The number of people identifying as wiccan has remained the same since the 2011 census.

Across England and Wales, over 12,800 people opted for Wicca as their religion – a slight jump from 11,800 in 2011.

Separately, the number of people selecting Witchcraft as their religion has fallen from nearly 1,300 in 2011 to under 1,100 in the recent census.

The figures show two people selected Witchcraft as their religion in South Kesteven in 2021.

While the witch population has not soared, there has been a 30% rise in pagans - from 56,600 people in 2011 to over 73,700 two years ago. In South Kesteven, 197 people said they were pagan.

Halloween, which has roots in paganism, originated from the Celtic celebration of Samhain that marked the end of summer and the beginning of the winter. Celts believed the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred on this night.

Celtic priests would build bonfires, where the people gathered to burn crops and animals as sacrifices to the Celtic deities.

Eventually, the influence of Christianity spread into Celtic lands and All Soul's Day and All Saint's Day – or All-hallows – was created, incorporating some of the original pagan traditions. To celebrate the days, people would light bonfires, throw parades and costume as saints, angels and devils.

Speaking of the devil, Satanism is also on the rise across the nations. Nearly 5,100 people identified as Satanists in the recent census – more than doubling from 1,900 a decade prior.

Despite the name, not all Satanists believe in a literal Lucifer. Instead, it is often a metaphor for questioning authority and rejecting mainstream religion.

In South Kesteven, seven people said they were Satanists.

Halloween 2023: Number of witches and pagans is on the rise in Portsmouth, Fareham, Gosport and Havant, say latest figures

Chris Broom
Mon, 30 October 2023 

A person holding a witch's hat watches the Blue Moon rise over Castle Hill in Huddersfield, the last full moon to fall on Halloween until 2039. (Photo: Danny Lawson)

A look at the most recent census figures shows there are a surprising number of folks who identify as witches, pagans, and even Satanists across England and Wales.

In Portsmouth, 68 people selected Wicca as their religion in Census 2021, with 30 more in Fareham, 37 in Gosport and 44 in Havant for a total of 179. The religion developed in England during the first half of the 20th century with its name deriving from the Old English 'wicca' and 'wicce', the masculine and feminine term for witch.

The number of people identifying as wiccan is slightly up from 178 across the region in the 2011 census.

Across England and Wales, over 12,800 people opted for Wicca as their religion – a slight jump from 11,800 in 2011.

Separately, the number of people selecting Witchcraft as their religion has fallen from nearly 1,300 in 2011 to under 1,100 in the recent census.

The figures show five people selected Witchcraft as their religion in Portsmouth in 2021.

While the witch population has not soared, there has been a 30 per cent rise in pagans – from 56,600 people in 2011 to over 73,700 in the last census. In Portsmouth, 359 people said they were pagan with 163 in Fareham, 186 in Gosport and 198 in Havant.

Halloween, which has roots in paganism, originated from the Celtic celebration of Samhain that marked the end of summer and the beginning of the winter. Celts believed the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred on this night.

Celtic priests would build bonfires, where the people gathered to burn crops and animals as sacrifices to the Celtic deities.

Eventually, the influence of Christianity spread into Celtic lands and All Soul's Day and All Saint's Day – or All-hallows – was created, incorporating some of the original pagan traditions. To celebrate the days, people would light bonfires, throw parades and costume as saints, angels and devils.

Speaking of the devil, Satanism is also on the rise across the nations. Nearly 5,100 people identified as Satanists in the recent census – more than doubling from 1,900 a decade prior.

Despite the name, not all Satanists believe in a literal Lucifer. Instead, it is often a metaphor for questioning authority and rejecting mainstream religion.

In Portsmouth, 42 people said they were Satanists, with 10 in Fareham, eight in Gosport and 10 in Havant.

Witchcraft and wizardry in Britain

Number of Wiccans and followers of witchcraft declared in Census 2021 per local authority.

Map of witches in Britain.