Sunday, June 11, 2006

Sex At The World Cup

I knew that would get your attention.

Pagan traditions include a positive attitude towards sexuality. Unlike prudish monotheists. And the Ukraine is full of pagan traditions. So here comes another one.

Most bizarre World Cup incentive

Blokhin: Like it or not, you're going to have sex

'Like it or not, you're going to have sex'

Ukraine are playing in their first ever World Cup finals and, unsurprisingly, hope to do very well. While everything has been done to prepare players like Andrei Schevchenko and Sergei Rebrov for the big stage, coach Oleg Blokhin has added an extra incentive to his coaching arsenal in a bid to get the very best out of his stars. If winning the World Cup was not incentive enough, the Ukrainian coach has promised that he will waive the squad's rule on celibacy if the team get to the semi-final and allow the players to have sex with their wives and girlfriends. Not only will he allow this, but Blokhin has assured his players that there will be no choice in the matter: "Those who don't feel like it, I'll just drag to their wives."

This may be counter-productive in a couple of ways. Firstly, the sight of a reluctant partner being dragged to the marital bed by the imposing former Soviet Union striker is unlikely to promote harmony between the couples. Secondly, if Ukraine reaches the semi-finals on a no-sex diet, will getting the team off really increase their chances? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I am really enjoying this World Cup.

Ole Украины Ole Ole

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