Monday, May 06, 2024

CLASSIC FORTEAN PHENOMENA

Live fish fall from the sky in Central Iran - video


In what maybe the result of a bizarre weather phenomena, live fish reportedly fell from the sky in a fish farm city in Central Iran, according to a viral video posted on local social media. / bne IntelliNews
By bne Tehran bureau May 5, 2024

In what looks similar to some sort of Biblical miracle or a real life “Sharknado”, large live fish fell from the sky in Yasouj, a city in Central Iran, and were left flapping on the road, a video posted on local social media purportedly shows.

The post swiftly went viral across social media platforms in Iran. The footage, filmed by a local resident, shows fish plummeting from the sky onto a square within the city. The videographer even picked up one of the fish from the ground which was still alive and wiggling.

Comments on social media speculated that some sort of typhoon or a whirlwind over water had sucked up the fish and then dumped them again as rain shortly afterwards.

That theory is not entirely impossible. As bne IntelliNews reported, global warming means the atmosphere is sucking up vast quantities of water this year and releasing it again as torrential rainfall: hotter air can absorb more water and last year was the hottest year on record. Only a week ago Dubai was hit with an entire year’s worth of rainfall in a single day, turning the international airport into a lake and flooding the subway. The rainfall was so extreme that a caravan of camels in the desert outside the city were caught in flash floods after a local river burst its banks.

With the temperature of the seas currently at fresh all-time highs, that is providing the energy for extreme wind events and last year saw tornadoes and tropical storms form over seas that sucked up huge quantities of water in Florida and other places. These events are becoming increasingly common.

Off the coast of North Africa, the Mediterranean was hit by the tropical cyclone Storm Daniel last September that killed over 10,000 people in just a few hours and it left a trail of destruction across the north African coast. Storm Daniel was one of the most powerful storms ever recorded in the Mediterranean, fuelled by record bath-like temperatures of the sea. As disaster season gets underway this year, as bne IntelliNews has reported, the sea’s temperatures are already higher than they were last year, setting a fresh all-time record high.

bne IntelliNews has been unable to confirm the veracity of the Iranian fish video, but it is not the first-time fish have reportedly fallen from the sky in Iran.

In a similar incident in 2020 in Golpayegan, also in Central Iran, another video posted on local social media also showed fish that reportedly had fallen from the sky.

And it’s not just fish that come down like manna from heaven in Iran. In what turned out to be a prank, another video showed eggplants falling from the sky in Tehran in 2020 that went viral and sparked widespread comment. The Iranian authorities subsequently detained five individuals in connection with the fabrication of the fake video.

While some commentators have cast doubt on the latest fish rain video, saying it may have been digitally manipulated, no official statements have been issued regarding the authenticity of the fish rain video thus far. The absence of an official response leaves room for speculation and given the extreme weather conditions resulting from the Climate Crisis, it is impossible to completely dismiss the incident as fake.

Adding to the chance that the fish were sucked up into the sky by some freak weather event is the fact that Yasouj is home to a large number of fish farms, with an annual output of approximately 20,000 tonnes a year.

Even more telling, Yasouj has already suffered from extreme weather incidents this year. The town was hit by heavy rainfall and thunderstorms earlier in April and  local authorities reported substantial losses incurred by these fish farms. Preliminary estimates indicated losses amounting to approximately IRR3 trillion ($4.5mn).

 

RAGOZIN: Exhausting Russia, strategies and phantasies

RAGOZIN: Exhausting Russia, strategies and phantasies
Some Western security experts have pushed for policies to encourage the break up of Russia. / bne IntelliNews





By Leonid Ragozin in Riga May 3, 2024

The long-delayed allocation of $61bn by the US Congress gives Ukraine yet another chance to negotiate peace with Russia without losing even more lives and territory, provided it succeeds in stalling the current Russian offensive.

But the political class, both in Ukraine and the West, is too invested in a maximalist vision of Ukraine’s victory, while Putin is confident he can realistically end the conflict on his terms and - as things stand now - he might have a point. All of that means that the war could spill into 2025 or beyond, when Russia may very well be quite worn-out, but Ukraine - completely devastated.

Breaking up is hard to do

As the Russian advance accelerated in recent weeks and the headlines in Western media began exuding doom and gloom, several former US ambassadors manned a panel at a Jamestown Foundation event in DC together with the think tank’s president Peter Mattis.

The conference, called Russia’s Rupture and Western Policy, focused on the possibility (and desirability) of Russia’s eventual breakup. The event’s web page featured a map of Russia divided into dozens of nations, each with its own flag. The co-organiser, Free Nations of Post-Russia Forum, is closely linked to Poland’s former ruling PiS party and fugitive Russian politician Ilya Ponomaryov. He works with the Ukrainian government to recruit Russian nationals into the military units run by Ukraine’s military intelligence.

Participants in Post-Russia forums, previously held in Europe, claim to represent separatist movements in bigger ethnic autonomies, such as Bashkortostan and Buryatia. Others identify themselves with Tolkien-styled imaginary states, such as “Ingria” (area around St Petersburg) or “Smallandia” (Smolensk region). It is safe to say that none of them has any clout in their region and most are entirely unknown to its residents.

The expectation that Russia will break up into many independent states as a result of Ukraine’s military victory is one of the wildest ideas which keeps popping up in the Western discourse. It betrays the shining ignorance of its proponents about the country’s demography, geography and political reality. But it helps a number of crookish personalities to draw funds from think tanks and intelligence services.

To begin with, Russia is not the USSR where the right of republics to separate was written into the constitution. It is a nation state where over 80% of the population are ethnic Russian, while others are heavily Russified. It has ethnic autonomies, but few with indigenous majorities and even these are hardly sustainable as independent nations. Imagine Sakha-Yakutia, with an area equal to nine Germanies and a population of Latvia - maintaining territorial defence if it is threatened by the nearby China.

The ambassadors in question - John Herbst, William Taylor and William Courtney - played important roles in developing American policy with regards to Ukraine and Russia over several decades since the 1990s. Two served in Kyiv.

Back in the March of 2021, Herbst and Taylor appeared among the authors of an Atlantic Council report containing recommendations for the Biden administration on dealing with the Russo-Ukrainian conflict. The other co-author, Swedish economist Anders Aslund, sat on the previous panel. The report argued for a more aggressive approach to steering Putin towards what the authors saw as an acceptable version of peace settlement. That included derailing the Nord Stream 2 gas project and offering Ukraine a roadmap for joining Nato, should Russia display intransigence.

Its publication coincided with president Volodymyr Zelenskiy’s abrupt transformation from a dove into a Russia hawk which resulted in Putin beginning to amass troops at the Ukrainian border in preparation for a full-out invasion.

To their credit, the ambassadors who lent their names to the forum as headliners, were relatively cautious about the prospects of independent Buryatia and “Smallandia”. Herbst even stated the obvious - that talking about disintegrating Russia might be helping Putin more than anyone else, which begged the question of why he chose to participate in the first place.

But they spoke about Ukraine’s victory, defined as Russian troops withdrawing to the 1991 borders, and about the subsequent regime change in Russia as a real possibility. It was only a matter of giving Ukraine more weapons and paying less attention to Russia’s red lines and nuclear threats, it followed from their comments.

The story of the demise of the USSR, mechanically extrapolated on today’s Russia, loomed large over the discourse, betraying the speakers’ inability to grasp the abyss which divides the totalitarian communist project from the highly modernised far-right-leaning nation state of today. One of the diplomats indeed repeatedly referred to modern Russians as “the Soviets”.

Hearing their optimistic prognostications against the backdrop of increasingly gloomy analysis provided daily by Ukrainian war monitoring services and blogging active-duty soldiers on Telegram created the impression of two parallel realities existing on the battlefield and inside what is commonly known as the Blob.

The stories of people fleeing or resisting press gangs that are hunting for recruits all over Ukraine seem to have never reached their ears. Neither did the stories of over 8,000 people prosecuted for “collaboration with the enemy” - a number which by far exceeds that of political prisoners in Russia. Or of repressions against Ukraine's largest church organisation, affiliated with Moscow.

It is this culture of making far-reaching decisions and implementing risky policies without really understanding or bothering to study the potential allies and adversaries, which plunged Ukraine into its ongoing catastrophe. This outcome was entirely avoidable should Russia’s reactions and capacities have been predicted more accurately and if there had been a desire to listen to Russia before it degraded into a fascist war machine.

Winning strategies that lose

Biden’s administration may or may not have taken the Atlantic Council report on board, but it was willing to take even more risks than the ambassadors were proposing at the time. In particular, it endorsed Zelenskiy’s clampdown on Putin’s man in Ukraine, Viktor Medvedchuk, who owned several popular TV channels and whose party overcame Zelenskiy’s in a 2020 opinion poll. Medvedchuk’s immunity during the previous six years was clearly a part of an informal agreement that ended the hot phase of war in 2015 and which Putin was right to think was now broken.

A series of seemingly coordinated actions by the Ukrainian and the US governments at the beginning of 2021 resulted in Putin bringing troops to the Ukrainian border in the March of that year. But it took another year of brinkmanship and misguided diplomacy before he launched a brutal full-out invasion of Ukraine. The crime of aggression is entirely on him, but the catastrophe appears to have been avoidable at multiple points at time.

As an example, Putin did give diplomacy the last chance when Russia recognised the two Donbas “republics” but stayed still for another two days before invading Ukraine. It was during this period when Germany pulled out of Nord Stream 2, leaving Russia without a key incentive to maintain peace.

Another chance to mitigate the catastrophe came soon after. The talks which the two sides conducted during the first months of war came close to achieving an agreement, which would allow Ukraine to minimise territorial losses and join the EU. But, as a recent Foreign Policy piece by Sergey Radchenko and Samuel Charap suggested, both the United State and Britain were opposed to the peace deal. Ukrainian negotiator David Arakhamia famously pointed the finger at British prime minister Boris Johnson as the person most responsible for the failure of the talks.

There was another window of opportunity again, famously announced by the top US military commander Gen. Mark Milley, when Ukraine liberated swathes of its territory in the fall of 2022 and had an opportunity to talk with Russia from the position of relative strength. But instead, president Zelenskiy banned himself from talking to Putin by his own decree.

Putin’s strategy is based on punishing Ukraine for the perceived intransigence by claiming more territory and devastating the economy. The pattern is that every time Ukraine declines settlements, it finds itself losing more territory and left with fewer options.

So, what is the likelihood of Ukraine getting a better deal than it could conceivably get now if it keeps fighting for another year or two?

A winning strategy for Ukraine might be developed secretly in some Nato bunker as we speak, but it is hard to imagine what it could entail, especially given the fiasco of the 2023 counter-offensive. Russia has proven capable of adapting to every piece of military technology the West has supplied so far and every type of Western sanctions that has been levied on its economy.

The calculations at the time when the previous talks were derailed by the Ukrainian side in May 2022, were all based on the assumption that both the Russian economy and its military machine would soon collapse because of their inefficiency and technological backwardness. Today, it is the high-tech side of war in which Russia is making the longest strides. That prominently includes drone technology and electronic warfare.

The Western cheerleaders of Ukraine’s war effort seem to suffer from an acute deficit of ideas as to how to defeat Russia. Anne Applebaum suggested in her recent piece for the Atlantic that the West should exhaust the Russians while simultaneously arming military units composed of Russian nationals which fight on the Ukrainian side. But how lifeless will the Ukrainians become when the Russians get sufficiently exhausted?

As for the units in question, one of them, known as Russian Volunteer Corps, is comprised of neo-Nazis who draw inspiration from Russian collaborators that fought on Hitler’s side in WWII. The other unit, Free Russia Legion, is the brainchild of the above-mentioned Ilya Ponomaryov, a former associate of Putin’s spin-doctor-in-chief Vladislav Surkov.

Ponomaryov is a sworn enemy of Russia’s only genuinely popular opposition force, Navalny’s movement, whose key figures typically describe him as a fraudster. Just like the fake separatists, these units achieve much more in discrediting anti-Putin resistance in the eyes of ordinary Russians than in gaining anything tangible for Ukraine or for the Russian opposition.

The truth though is that there has never been a viable winning strategy, except those putting the world at risk of nuclear war. Much is being said about the West acting in Ukraine with one hand behind its back, but the very nature of a proxy war against a nuclear superpower presumes a great deal of self-deterrence.

The West has crossed many red lines and is willing to try even more, but it is impossible to predict how the close-knit group of criminally-inclined individuals which rules Russia will act if their country begins losing. It has always been a tough proposition to play chess with a guy who is holding a hand grenade. And it makes no sense, as Biden’s predecessors knew well at the time of the Cold War.

Russia is clear about its demands. It spelled it out on multiple occasions in recent months: It wants to return to the framework of a peace deal nearly agreed upon two years ago, but it wants to keep the territories it formally annexed in the fall of 2022. The exact shape of this territory might be up for bargain since Russia is still very far from occupying the four annexed regions in their entirety. Russia’s endorsement of China’s recent peace initiative suggests its readiness to freeze the frontline situation as it is now.

But accepting that kind of arrangement is a political suicide for a political class which convinced everyone, especially the Ukrainian public, that Ukraine could get a better deal than envisaged in previous talks by fighting a battle with a far stronger rival.

More broadly, it would be the ultimate fiasco of the three-decade policy of dismissing Russia as a “declining power” that has no real say even when it comes to its own security. But since that fiasco will be impossible to admit, retired hawks will probably keep looking for magic solutions to their Russia problem. Maybe a separatist movement in Putin’s hometown will help, who knows.

 FEMICIDE IS MISOGYNY

Shocking trial of ex-minister has shifted domestic violence attitudes in Kazakhstan, says brother

Kuandyk Bishimbayev and Saltanat Nurkenova at their wedding. / screenshot
By bne IntelliNews May 2, 2024

The brother of Saltanat Nukenova—allegedly beaten to death by former Kazakh economy minister Kuandyk Bishimbayev in a torture ordeal that lasted several hours—has said that he is in no doubt that the trial of the accused has brought about a shift in public attitudes towards domestic violence in Kazakhstan.

With many Kazakhs stunned by shocking CCTV video footage streamed online from the court showing Bishimbayev punching and kicking Nukenova and dragging her by her hair at a family restaurant, the brother, Aitbek Amangeldy, told The Associated Press: "It changes people's minds when they see directly what it looks like when a person is tortured."

The trial of Bishimbayev, 44, is the first court hearing in the Central Asian country of 19mn to ever be streamed online, making it readily watchable.

Bishimbayev is accused of subjecting Nukenova to a torture ordeal that lasted several hours (Credit: Kazakhstan Supreme Court Press Office).

Nukenova, 31, was found dead in November in the restaurant, owned by one of her husband's relatives. Hours after the harrowing video footage was recorded, she died of brain trauma.

According to a 2018 study backed by UN Women, around 400 women die as a result of domestic violence in Kazakhstan every year, although many cases go unreported.

Following the tragic death of Nukenova, tens of thousands of people in the country signed a petition demanding tougher measures against perpetrators of domestic violence. Last month, senators approved a bill, dubbed "Saltanat's Law", that toughens spousal abuse laws, criminalising the act of domestic violence.

In the trial, Bishimbayev for weeks maintained his innocence. However, last month he admitted in court that he had beaten Nukenova and "unintentionally" caused her death.

Previously, as he attempted to explain his not-guilty plea, Nukenova’s grief-stricken mother shouted in an outburst: "How can you say that? Unintended? You were beating her to death for several hours!"

She had to leave the courtroom when photos of her daughter's injuries were shown in court. The judge banned the circulation of the images outside the courtroom.

Former politician Bishimbayev already had some notoriety. He was jailed for bribery in 2018, but spent less than two years of his 10-year sentence in prison before he was pardoned.

Amangeldy has been vocal about the Bishimbayev’s hearing in the Kazakh media, while also being a key witness in the trial.

Bishimbayev’s lawyers have portrayed Nukenova as psychologically unstable and prone to violence, jealousy and alcohol abuse. 

None of the footage shown to the court shows Nukenova assaulting Bishimbayev.

Relatively early in the trial, Bishimbayev triggered incredulity when he acknowledged that with Nukenova still in a state of shock after the violence, he chose to phone a soothsayer he regularly consulted for advice instead of an ambulance.

Turkey reportedly still loading Azerbaijani oil for Israel despite “total trade ban”

RUSSIAN OIL BY ANY OTHER NAME 


Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev, left, and Turkish counterpart Recep Tayyip Erdogan may have a decision to make on continued deliveries of Azerbaijani oil to Israel by tankers sailing from Turkey's port of Ceyhan. / President.az, cc-by-4.0
By bne IntelliNews May 5, 2024

Azerbaijani oil was on May 5 still being loaded on tankers bound for Israel at the Turkish Mediterranean port of Ceyhan despite Turkey on May 2 announcing a complete ban on trading with the Israelis, Hebrew evening financial daily Globes has reported, citing Israeli sources.

Azerbaijan is a close ally of fellow Muslim-majority nation Turkey, but it is also seen as having strong relations with Israel. It is an important supplier of oil to the Israelis. Oil from Caspian Sea resources is piped to Ceyhan via the Baku-Tbilisi-Ceyhan (BTC) pipeline. Tankers ship the oil from Ceyhan to Haifa.

The oil export operation appears to be continuing despite Turkey’s trade ministry asserting on May 2 that “all products” were covered by the trade boycott announced due to the “worsening humanitarian tragedy in Palestine [amid the war in Gaza]”.

“The second phase of the measures taken at the state level has been started, and export and import transactions related to Israel have been suspended to cover all products,” the ministry said in a statement, adding: “Turkey will firmly and decisively implement these new measures until the government of Israel allows an uninterrupted and sufficient flow of humanitarian aid to Gaza.”

In January, Israel was the top customer for Azerbaijani oil, importing 523,500 tonnes worth $297mn. Other significant suppliers of oil to Israel are Kazakhstan and Nigeria.

Israel—which in the conflict with Palestinian militant group Hamas has refused to allow Turkey to join in international efforts to deliver aid to Gaza civilians—has become a very important supplier of arms to Azerbaijan, with exports including combat drones from Israel Aerospace Industries, long-range artillery and surface-to-air missile systems. Israel also sells satellites to Azerbaijan.

Globes said Israel’s relations with Azerbaijan are the most stable that it has with any Muslim country.

Trade between Israel and Turkey stands at around $6.2bn a year, with Turkish exports making up around $4.6bn of that figure, according to Israel’s Central Bureau of Statistics. Israel was Turkey's 13th biggest export market in 2023, taking 2.1% of Turkish exports. Turkey was in 2023 Israel's fifth biggest source of imports.

Among Israeli exports to Turkey are petroleum products. Israel exported around 11,000 barrels per day (bpd) of gasoline and diesel to Turkish ports in April, according to data from Kpler.

Taken by surprise by Ankara’s announcement of the freezing of all trade with Israel, Turkish exporters are looking to work around the boycott by sending their goods to Israel via third countries.

The owner of a Turkish food exporter told Reuters on May 3 that the halt in trade also meant blocking goods destined for the Palestinian territories, as they have to pass through Israeli customs.

“The Palestinian people will also suffer,” he said. “We will see if we can send the orders via Egypt, Jordan or Lebanon. I don’t know how we’ll get out of this situation.”

Turkey is the first of Israel’s key trade partners to halt exports and imports in response to Israel’s actions in Gaza.

In 1949, Turkey was the first Muslim country to recognise Israel. However, relations have generally worsened in recent decades despite periods when ties have improved.

On May 5, Turkish daily Hurriyet reported main rival to Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan in domestic politics, Istanbul Mayor Ekrem Imamoglu, as calling on European countries to take a stronger stance against events in Gaza.

"While Europe has positioned itself as the custodian of democratic ideals, can it sincerely claim to have consistently upheld these values?" Imamoglu was cited as saying during a special session of the Party of European Socialists held in Paris on May 3.

He added: "Should we not speak louder and condemn the massacre of tens of thousands of innocent, including women and children [in Gaza]?”

Sunday, May 05, 2024

UK
Pioneer of universal free school meals is re-elected as London Assembly member for Lambeth and Southwark


4 May 2024
Myriam Page and Tacita Quinn
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Candidate Marina Masuma Ahmad will return for another term at the London Assembly under the Labour banner.

This follows a comfortable win for Labour candidate Sadiq Khan in the London mayoral election, with Khan’s vote in Lambeth and Southwark constituency increasing by 10,000 votes since the 2021 elections.

Throughout her campaign Ahmad has enjoyed informing her constituents that her report, Growing Hungry, published in October 2022, prompted Sadiq Khan to implement an £130 million project to supply free school meals to junior pupils.

Khan implemented the policy in February 2023, with Ahmad describing the announcement as “one of the best moments of my life.”

Planning to continue the policy, Khan’s manifesto for Mayor of London pledged to make ‘universal free school meals permanent for all state primary school children’.


Ahmad’s share of the vote marginally dropped in the Labour stronghold of Lambeth and Southwark, since the previous London Assembly election in 2021, with the Greens, the Liberal Democrats and ReformUK all increasing their share.

Labour still achieved a resounding victory with over 48% of the vote.

Commenting on today’s win, Ahmed shared that she was: “absolutely delighted – and very grateful to the good people of Lambeth and Southwark.”

Green Party candidate Claire Sheppard was pleased with the increase in the Green’s share, increasing 0.5%, from 19.7% to 20.2%.

Speaking about the campaign, Sheppard mentioned that: “in Lambeth and Southwark its very hard to get past the tribalism of Labour voting – but we’re working on it.”

Earlier in the day Shephard affirmed her commitment to role, saying: “I think, as the elections pass, more and more people are realising that I’m not only a credible candidate but that I really want the job.”


The Liberal Democrat candidate, Chris French, came third with 12.7% of the vote and the Conservative candidate came fourth with 12.1%.

The Conservative share of the vote fell by 4.4% from the election in 2021.


London election: sensational gain for Lib Dems in South West as Conservatives drop to third place

4 May 2024
Tom Judge and Laura Zilincanova
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The Liberal Democrats have bolstered their Orange Wall in south west London, taking the constituency which covers the area for the first time in its history, with the Conservatives dropping to third place.

The Liberal Democrat candidate Gareth Roberts has won the South West constituency on the Greater London Assembly with 66,675 votes, followed the Labour in second on 50,666, and the Conservatives dipping to third, with 49,981 votes.

The South West constituency has always returned a Conservative member to the Assembly, and this is the first time a member from a party other than Labour or the Conservatives has won a constituency seat.

On winning Roberts said: “After troubled times in recent years, this a real boost for Lib Dems in London.

“I really hope this is going to translate into more MPs. We’re back. ”

Previous to the results being announced Roberts emphasised working across parties, citing his role as leader of Richmond Borough Council, and working at a cross-London level before, saying he will work with whoever is Mayor at City Hall if elected if the proposals are good.

However, Roberts indicated a preference for working with a Sadiq Khan-led City Hall, rather than the Conservatives’ Susan Hall.

On Hall, Roberts said: “Hall would be a serious mistake. A Walking talking billboard for culture wars and anti-wokeness.”

The mayorality was retained by Khan and the Labour Party for a historic third term.

Roberts told journalists that he wouldn’t step down as Leader of Richmond councils, but will do both, saying it’s been done before with Council leaders sitting as AMs on the assembly.

The Labour candidate, Marcela Benedetti, talked up her chances, but admitted it was a three-way race between herself, the Liberal Democrats and the Conservatives.



However, she hoped being from the party that looks like it’s about to enter the UK government would swing it her way.

Benedetti said: “A Labour Prime Minister, working with a Labour Mayor, and with a Labour Assembly Member in the south west.”

Ron Mushiso, the Conservative candidate, highlighted his background, and how he has previously struggled to succeed, saying it was why he would make a good AM for the south west.



He said: “I understand what it feels like to be poor, what it feels like to have nothing, what it feels like to come from absolute zero, and what it feels like for the state to be there supporting you if you require it.”

After the results came in he said: “I’m disappointed to have come third.”

Adding that they were not able to reach enough supporters on the door to get across the line.

Steve Chilcot, of Reform UK, pointed out that Reform was a brand new party, and did not expect to win, but was confident in getting votes.

Reform UK came fifth in the constituency, with 14,450, behind the Greens on 17,696.

Ask how he felt about Khan winning the Mayoralty, he said: “Very sad, I’ve not personally met a single person who likes him, he’s very unpopular with everyone I’ve spoken to, whether they’re on the left or on the right.”

In the mayoral race, Labour topped the vote in the South West seat, winning 77,011 votes to the Conservatives 68,856, flipping the seat at the Mayoral level, with the Liberal Democrats coming a distant third with 25,579 votes
Count Binface is consoled by Sadiq Khan after losing in London mayor elections - after whacky candidate's manifesto pledge to price-cap croissants bags him 24,260
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By MILO POPE
PUBLISHED:  4 May 2024

Count Binface has been consoled by Sadiq Khan after losing in the London mayoral elections.

The peculiar candidate made an inspired effort to 'take the trash out' in this year's election as he aimed 'for a champions league spot'.

But, despite pledging to cap the price of croissants at £1.10 and grant Grade 1 listed status to Claudia Winkleman's fringe, Count Binface finished 13th.

The wacky political figure, who claims to be a 5,072-year-old intergalactic space warrior, won 24,260 votes (0.98%) compared to Sadiq Khan's 1,088,225 (43.8%).

However, it appears it was not all bad for Binface who defeated Britain First candidate Nick Scanlon, who won 20,519 (0.83%) of the vote, which was nearly 4,000 less.

After discovering his victory over Mr Scanlon, he said 'down with fascism, up with Ceefax'.



Re-elected Mayor of London Sadiq Khan pictured congratulating Count Binface

Count Binface reacts after the results were announced in the London mayoral election



'It looks like I have defeated Britain First in an election,' he told reporters at City Hall.

London mayor election results


Sadiq Khan, Labour Party – 1,088,225 (43.8%)

Susan Hall, Conservative Party – 812,397 votes (32.7%)

Rob Blackie, Liberal Democrat – 145,184 (5.84%)

Zoe Garbett, The Green Party – 145,114 (5.84%)

Howard Cox, Reform UK – 78,865 votes (3.17%)

Natalie Campbell – 47,815 (1.92%)

Amy Gallagher, Social Democratic Party – 34,449 (1.39%)

Femy Amin, Animal Welfare Party - People, Animals, Environment – 29,280 (1.18%)

Andreas Michli – 26,121 (1.05%)

Tarun Ghulati – 24,702 (0.99%)

Count Binface – 24,260 (0.98%)

Nick Scanlon, Britain First – 20,519 (0.83%)

Brian Rose, London Real Party – 7,501 (0.3%)




'Come on, you have to cheer about that...down with fascism, up with Ceefax, what can I say?'

Britain First supporters could be seen booing Sadiq Khan as he stepped up to the podium to deliver his victory speech.

But hitting out at the fringe group one member of the crowd heckles back: 'You lost to Count Binface!'

Brian Rose (London Real Party) came last in the vote with 7,501 (0.3%) of the vote.

Elsewhere in Count Binface's manifesto, he pledged to make Thames Water bosses 'take a dip in the Thames to see how they like it' after dumping sewage into the famed waterway.

He also planned to 'build at least one affordable house' and said he would close down shops playing music before December and 'turn them into public libraries'.

Binface finished ninth in the 2021 election, but returned with an ambitious set of 24 pledges.

Binface has stood in four elections previously, including the last mayoral election in 2021.

He received 24,775 first choice votes, in comparison to Laurence Fox's 47,634 and Piers Corbyn's 20,604.

Labour's Sadiq Khan won with 1,013,721 votes with Conservative Shaun Bailey coming second with 893,051.

Binface is also the only candidate to have stood twice in Boris Johnson's former constituency of Uxbridge and South Ruislip. In the July 2023 election he got 190 votes.

Binface, played by satirical comic Jonathan Harvey, follows in the long tradition of joke candidates running in high-profile elections in the UK.

Lord Buckethead stood against Prime Ministers in elections for over 30 years and first stood against Margaret Thatcher.



The wacky political figure claims to be a 5,072-year-old intergalactic space warrior

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Binface won 24,260 votes (0.98%) compared to Sadiq Khan's 1,088,225 (43.8%).

Lord Buckethead posing with this fellow candidate Theresa May at the election count in 2019


Lord Buckethead appears on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

It took its name from a 1984 film Gremloids but the film creator eventually objected.

Since 2017 Lord Buckethead has been rebranded as Count Binface citing 'an unpleasant battle on the planet Copyright' as the reason for his regeneration.

Lord Buckethead stood in Theresa May's consituency of Maidenhead at the 2017 general election and was even flown to the US to appear on John Oliver's HBO show Last Week Tonight.

The British comedian put him forward as a candidate for chief Brexit negotiator in Mrs May's imperiled Cabinet.

The candidate entered the show with all the pomp and ceremony that an intergalactic Lord deserves, a cloud of dry ice around his knees.

Despite the clear novelty factor of his campaign, Lord Buckethead distributed an impressive 4,000 leaflets during the campaign in 2019.
What is the mystery Roman object found on hill in Norton Disney?

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By David McKenna & Gemma Dawson,BBC News
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The 12-sided object, which has baffled experts as to its use, is the first to be discovered in the Midlands

A mysterious Roman artefact dug up in Lincolnshire has left experts baffled as to what it is. Found during an amateur archaeological dig in Norton Disney - where Walt Disney's ancestors hailed from - the 12-sided object has prompted fantastical suggestions as to its use.

It has been likened to a dog treat dispenser, a spaghetti measure and even a measuring gauge for slingshot.

Here, architectural historian and broadcaster Dr Jonathan Foyle offers his take on some of the suggestions put forward by BBC website users, and his own theory as to the object's purpose.

Toy story

David Hawley thought it was probably some sort of game dice, with the different sized holes denoting a different number.

"There are other sizes of dodecahedron in existence which could be more portable to carry if the army was on the move," Dr Foyle countered.

Lee Hartfield suggested it was some form of puzzle where the player had to align the right-sized ball with the correct hole.

In response, Dr Foyle said: "What's really striking about them is they are beautifully crafted and none of them show any signs of wear.

"They don't have any numbers on them so you can roll them [as dice]," he said.

He said although the artefact resembled a puzzle you might find in a Christmas cracker, the metal was "quite fragile" and would break.

"These things were clearly looked after," he added.

'Romans loved spaghetti'

Others thought the dodecahedron might have been used as a measuring device.

Brian Turner, from Norfolk, suggested it was a gauge for measuring lead balls or slingshot.

Meanwhile, Paul Roberts, from Dorset said it was "obviously a spaghetti measure".

"The Romans loved spaghetti, but obviously it was just as difficult back then as it is nowadays to work out exactly how much spaghetti to cook.

"I have a modern version of this, it's a lot more convenient but probably not as valuable," he added.

Jonathan Foyle
Dr Jonathan Foyle, who grew up in Lincolnshire, said he was delighted this dodecahedron had been unearthed in his home county

Dr Foyle replied that the Roman conquest of Britain would have "gone much more smoothly" with "bowls of carbonara" being dished out, but the foodstuff didn't become a staple in Italy until well after the fall of the Roman Empire.

"While the Romans had to wait centuries for pasta, they chowed down on dormice in fish sauce," he said.

Other suggestions included a fishing weight or a device used in childbirth to measure cervical dilation.

Nigel Monk thought it could be some sort of teaching device used by Roman mathematicians.

"Also it may just have been an ornament," he added.

Michael Lynch said it looked like an incense burner to get rid of smells - "an early version of a modern-day Air Wick".

Ruth Gilbert put forward the idea of a "rollable" pet treat dispenser.

"There are modern dog treat dispensers that look a lot like it - it must be said," Dr Foyle conceded.

"I've seen modern rubber ones. So if that's true, they should have asserted copyright."

BBC/Rare TVDigging for Britain's Alice Roberts described the Norton Disney find as one of the most remarkable things she had ever seen

The Norton Disney artefact featured in a recent episode of Digging for Britain, with presenter Prof Alice Roberts saying: "It has to be one of the greatest, most mysterious, archaeological objects I've ever had the opportunity to look at up close."

Commenting on the level of interest in the Norton Disney artefact, she added: "There are so many mysteries in archaeology that remain to be solved.

"The overwhelming range of responses to it from the audience shows just how these ancient riddles can capture the public imagination."

Newcastle student Lorena Hitchens, who goes by the name of Dodecahedra Girl on X (formerly Twitter), also featured in the show.

Ms Hitchens, who is studying the puzzling objects for her PhD, said: "For me, the challenge of solving the puzzle of what these items are is part of their appeal."
All fingers and thumbs

James Wyman supported the popular theory that it was a device used for knitting, while Lauren Dolphin, from Essex, said: "It is for crocheting gloves, different holes for different finger/thumb sizes."

"Perhaps they need more women on the dig team, lol."

Dr Foyle, who has appeared on TV shows including Time Team and Meet the Ancestors, replied: "I bet Alice Roberts would be absolutely up for that suggestion."


Some creative types have also taken it one step further and produced YouTube crafting tutorials using a plastic model of a dodecahedron.

"You can indeed make a glove finger from them, which people have ingeniously done," Dr Foyle said.

However, for the Romans "there was no evidence of knitting until centuries afterwards", he added.

One person suggested it was for sizing eggs.

Dr Foyle said he wasn't convinced there was any need to grade eggs at that time and "didn't think that idea's going to make it".

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Some suggested a calendar or a device for charting the night sky

Some thought the 12-sided object was some type of desk calendar, or astronomical device.

Paula Dhugga put forward the idea that the 12 faces represented the 12 months, with the different face designs representing the differences between the months, or possibly seasons.

Steve Hill suggested a similar idea with the different sized holes denoting a different month and straws being added or removed to show the date.

"Because you have the smallest hole for December and the largest one for June, you can know when the shortest and longest days are," he said.


"Much more convenient than lugging Stonehenge around with you."

Others suggested some sort of of surveying device, while Chess Man thought it could be "a very crude and primitive sort of astronomical device".

"A primitive means of charting the night sky. Drawing the star patterns (constellations) down in an effort to measure and chart those. Using the holes to peer through so as to measure certain regions of the night sky," he said.
'Not Roman'

The object is one of only 33 dodecahedrons found in Britain, and the first to have been discovered in the Midlands.

So what does Dr Foyle think it was used for and does he concur with any of the suggestions listed above?


"What I think it is is a device for framing the constellations of the zodiac," Dr Foyle said (star of the day for Chess Man).

"If you look through them you can frame a view - much like a camera operator," he said.

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Dr Foyle believes it was used for framing the constellations of the zodiac

Explaining his theory, the broadcaster said the Romans had brought with them an understanding of the 12-sided universe that Plato described.

However, he believes the mysterious objects were made by "a wonderful culture of metal-crafting by people we call the Celts."


"You don't find them in the Mediterranean at the core of the Roman empire, and you don't find them in the unconquered Celtic lands.

"I think the Romans influenced the native metal-crafters."

A dodecahedron found in Switzerland in 1982 also listed the names of the zodiac on each of the faces, Dr Foyle said.

"That's what makes me think that's what it is."Hear more from Dr Jonathan Foyle on BBC Sounds


The mysterious objects date back as far as the 1st Century. Some experts believe they were possibly linked to Roman rituals or religion, but there are no references to them in any Roman texts.

Richard Parker, secretary of the Norton Disney History and Archaeology Group, said the group planned to return to the dig site later this year in the hope of unearthing more clues.

In the meantime, history sleuths will be able to see the object on display at Lincoln Museum until September.


China’s burgeoning international influence is a big story of our times

The BBC last week unveiled its new global China reporting unit, attached to the World Service

OPINION
By Ian Burrell
May 5, 2024 

Not so long ago, in the years after the great recession of 2008, China was viewed by the UK media sector as a source of economic opportunity and cultural adventure.

The BBC teamed up with Chinese state broadcaster CCTV for funding Sir David Attenborough’s documentary epic on Africa in 2013, and with Chinese tech conglomerate Tencent to make Blue Planet II in 2017.

British shows such as Sherlock and Downton Abbey were big hits with Chinese audiences. David Abraham, then head of Channel 4, led a delegation of British TV executives to Xiamen for a “Sino-British Television Programme Innovation Management Summit” in 2014.

When President Xi Jinping visited the UK in 2015, then prime minister David Cameron kow-towed before him in the hope of attracting Chinese investment into the British economy. Even Jeremy Corbyn, then leader of the opposition, dressed in white tie and tails.

The mood has changed a great deal since then. A spirit of co-operation has been replaced by a feeling of deep mutual distrust. In the wake of Covid, China expelled a wave of foreign journalists, including the British old China hand John Sudworth.

When in 2021 Ofcom revoked the UK broadcasting license of China Global Television Network (CGTN) over its ultimate control by the Chinese Community Party (CCP), China retaliated by banning BBC World News. Now the United States threatens to ban TikTok, the Chinese-owned social platform beloved by America’s Gen Z.

While China has sought to pull down the shutters on foreign reporting of its internal affairs, its interest in the rest of the world has never been greater. This extends from economic partnerships with developing nations and gaining access to the planet’s mineral resources, through to shaping global opinion by expansion of its state media activities, from Africa to South America.

China’s growing international influence is one of the biggest stories of our times. Which is why the BBC last week unveiled its new global China reporting unit, attached to the World Service. This multi-lingual team will deploy open source investigative techniques and other analytical skills to assess China’s impact.

It can also draw on the support of colleagues in the World Service’s 42 language services. “We have got teams based all around the world who are at the forefront of understanding what this expansion in Chinese influence actually means on the ground,” says Liz Gibbons, BBC executive news editor. “We are uniquely placed and it’s a really exciting new area of journalistic focus for us.”

The BBC has a small news-gathering team in mainland China, including its Beijing-based China correspondent Stephen McDonell. Its China service (in Mandarin) operates from Hong Kong and Taiwan. Gibbons says the global China unit is filling what was “a bit of a gap in our reporting, if I’m honest” and is addressing a subject in which there is “huge audience interest”.

The unit showed what it can do last week with a deep dive into China’s dominance in mining rare earth minerals – lithium, cobalt, manganese, nickel – vital to the green economy. It identified 62 Chinese-backed mining projects worldwide. Using its network of Mandarin, Swahili, and Spanish speakers it interviewed Chinese workers and local people at mines in Argentina and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, where allegations have been made of environmental destruction and employee exploitation. The story was featured on the BBC’s UK website and news channel.

A future topic for the unit’s investigation could be China’s increasing media influence in the global south. This is profound in Africa, where Chinese state news agency Xinhua operates 37 bureaus and hundreds of African journalists are being trained by Chinese media. StarTimes, a Chinese digital TV operator, has brought 10,000 satellite dishes to remote African villages, providing Chinese content and free coverage of the recent African Cup of Nations football tournament.

This is a CCP media programme which President Xi describes as “telling China’s story well”. If Western journalists insist on probing thorny topics, from Hong Kong protests to persecution of the Uyghurs, there are other ways to win hearts and minds. And votes at the United Nations.

Such media proactivity is not unique to China. The Kremlin’s targeted output of Vladimir Putin strongman memes on TikTok resonates with audiences in the Muslim world and undermines solidarity with America-backed Ukraine.

The global China unit does not have “a particular agenda”, Gibbons argues, except to demonstrate the “scale and scope” of Chinese global activity. She notes that with “a huge number of elections happening this year” and China being the “largest global creditor”, Beijing has leverage over countries in its debt. “That can influence all kinds of other things.”

Planet China is not the name of a new Attenborough project. But it is a story that needs to be told.


UK Prisons ‘sleepwalking into crisis’ as inmates forced to share single cells

Yohannes Lowe
THE GUARDIAN
Sun, 5 May 2024 

Around three in every five prisons in England and Wales are now overcrowded.Photograph: Andrew Aitchison/Corbis/Getty Images

The scale of the prison overcrowding crisis has been laid bare by figures revealing that a quarter of prisoners in England and Wales have been sharing cells designed for one person with at least one other inmate.

According to the Ministry of Justice (MoJ), 11,018 cells intended for single use were being shared by two prisoners, with a further 18 such cells shared by three inmates. The overall prison population – which has ballooned over recent decades because of longer sentences and court backlogs – stood at about 88,000 when the statistics were originally compiled in late February.

Steve Gillan, the head of the Prison Officers Association, said sharing cells designed for one person creates tension among inmates, making the jobs of overworked prison staff even more difficult: “It is no wonder that the prison service is struggling to retain prison officers and operational support grades in England and Wales. The pressure on staff is intolerable and dangerous.”

He warned that the government was “sleepwalking into another crisis” after it “learned nothing” from the landmark Woolf report into the 1990 Strangeways riots, in which two people died. Among the report’s recommendations was that no prison should hold more inmates than is provided for in its certified accommodation level – which represents the “good, decent standard of accommodation” that the Prison Service says it aspires to provide to all inmates.

But three in five prisons are now overcrowded, with the problem most acute in inner-city Victorian reception jails such as Leeds, Bristol and Bedford, according to Charlie Taylor, the chief inspector of prisons.

Taylor said a lot of maintenance work is deferred in order to keep cells in use, and that too many prisoners have poor access to education and employment – activities that can reduce the chance of reoffending on release.

He believes that sharing is not inherently problematic, and can be a “protective factor against self-harm”, but is critical of the length of time many inmates are continuing to be confined in their cells, as they were during the pandemic. “The key issue is the conditions in which people are sharing cells,” Taylor said. “If prisoners were out of their cells spending the majority of their day in education and employment, then cramped conditions, while not ideal, would be less concerning. But the reality in many jails is two men spending up to 23 hours a day penned into a very small cell that was designed for one person, often in a poor state of repair and with an unscreened toilet. When you consider that, it is hardly surprising that levels of violence are rising and that we are seeing a worrying rise in the use of drugs,” said Taylor.

Prison Service rules require that cells are only shared where a prison group director has assessed them to be of an adequate size, condition and safety. Risk assessments are carried out on prisoners before deciding whether it is safe for them to share cells in closed conditions. Even a small oversight can lead to a vulnerable inmate being trapped with a potentially violent prisoner.

“We do complete risk assessments in custody but sadly on occasions there are times where people don’t get on. We would identify vulnerability, and those people get marked up to a single cell,” Mark Icke, the vice-president of the Prison Governors’ Association, said.

With many prisons at breaking point, the government has adopted emergency measures, including allowing some offenders to be released early, to try to tackle the overcrowding crisis. But the prison population is still projected to increase to between 94,600 and 114,800 by March 2028, in part because of a growth in police charging and changes in policy to keep the most serious offenders locked up for longer.

Andrea Coomber KC, chief executive of the Howard League for Penal Reform charity, said sentencing reform is vital to create a more humane and sustainable justice system. “The government needs to take a serious look at other options and fundamentally reconsider sentencing regimes, which have meant sentences have gotten longer and longer over the last 20 years,” she said. “Nearly 40% of prisoners are there for non-violent offences. As a starting point, we need to think if any of those people need to be in prison at all.”

An MoJ spokesperson said: “We are delivering the biggest prison expansion since the Victorian era – including two prisons in two years – to help rehabilitate offenders and keep our streets safe. We will always ensure there is enough capacity to serve the outcome of the courts and keep dangerous offenders behind bars, and cells are only doubled up where it is safe to do so.

“Our sentencing bill will help reduce reoffending through greater use of tougher community sentences.”

'Little Russian Island': London's role in Russia's 1917 revolution

Many prominent Russian political figures and revolutionaries had gathered in London's East End, commonly called 'Little Russian Island' in the late 19th and early 20th centuries


Aysu Bicer |05.05.2024 - BBC


- Vladimir Lenin, one of the leading figures in the Russian Revolution, lived in London for 15 years, publishing revolutionary literature, organizing Bolshevik groups, and keeping contact with other revolutionaries- London had a significant impact on Lenin, who, while primarily focused on the Russian left, forged few connections within the British context


LONDON

In the annals of history, London often takes center stage for its role in shaping global events. But one lesser-known chapter in the city's history is its contribution to the Russian Revolution of 1917.

Before what would become a pivotal moment of upheaval that set the stage for the emergence of the Soviet Union and, later, the Cold War that dominated the 20th century's latter half, many prominent Russian political figures and revolutionaries would gather in London's East End, commonly referred to as the "Little Russian Island" in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

The city had served as a safe haven for dissidents fleeing persecution in Russia, among them leading figures in the revolution like Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, and Georgy Plekhanov.

Lenin, one of the central figures in the Russian Revolution and the then-leader of the Bolshevik Party, spent a considerable amount of time in London, where Karl Marx penned "Das Kapital," laying the foundations of Lenin's political ideology.



The Spark

In his book The Spark That Lit the Revolution, researcher Robert Henderson provides an opportunity for an in-depth examination of Lenin's time in London.

Lenin lived in London between 1902 and 1917, during which time he published revolutionary literature, organized Bolshevik factions, and maintained contact with other revolutionaries.

In 1903, a small group of political activists led by Lenin and Trotsky in the Russian Social Democratic Labour Party converged in London for a fateful congress that would change the course of history.

This gathering marked the birth of the ideological schism that divided the Russian revolutionary movement into two rival factions: the Bolsheviks and the Mensheviks.

The Bolsheviks, under Lenin's leadership, championed a centralized and disciplined political party, while the Mensheviks favored a broader-based alliance.

As the years rolled on, London continued to be a crucible for change. The party convened again in 1905 and 1907, with Lenin and the Bolsheviks pushing their agenda forward.

The Fifth Congress of 1907 was a defining moment. Over 300 delegates descended upon London, with Lenin, the orchestrator of the Bolshevik agenda, playing a pivotal role.

Lenin also published the newspaper Iskra (The Spark) in London. This publication played a crucial role in disseminating revolutionary ideas and coordinating the efforts of various Russian socialist groups

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British Museum's reading room

The Marx Memorial Library in Clerkenwell, once a publisher's office that was supportive of Lenin, now preserves what is called "the Lenin room" with busts of him and old Iskra editions. A map on the wall traces the smuggling routes used to transport the journal into Russia.

Lenin emulated Marx's example by obtaining access to the British Museum's Reading Room. Marx himself had conducted research for "Das Capital" there after its inauguration in 1857.

The room, housing a wealth of materials crucial to Lenin's research endeavors, had a profound impact on his intellectual processes and his productivity as a writer.

Lenin conducted extensive investigations into various aspects of Russian economic and social evolution, while also delving into a broad spectrum of other subjects.

This unparalleled source for information clearly played a pivotal role in Lenin's decision to favor London over several other potential places of exile.

Henderson candidly acknowledges that Lenin's sojourn in London had minimal enduring effects on the city's political landscape, including its radical leftist elements.

Lenin's primary focus was centered on the Russian left, though he forged few connections within the British context.

The inquiry into London's influence on Lenin and his compatriot revolutionary exiles, however, yielded a more intricate and intriguing narrative.

As Karl Marx wrote in a political pamphlet published in 1852: "Men (and women) make their own history, but not of their own free will, and not under circumstances of their own choosing.

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