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Monday, July 20, 2026

South Korea’s Far Right Is on the Rise — With the MAGA Movement’s Backing

The retail tycoon who owns Starbucks Korea, a longtime friend of Donald Trump, is stoking the country’s far right.
July 18, 2026


Protesters hold placards reading “Boycott Starbucks” and “resignation of Chung Yong-jin” in front of the Starbucks Korea headquarters in Seoul, South Korea, on May 23, 2026.Kichul Shin / NurPhoto via Getty Images

South Korea is often regarded as an example of a young and vibrant democracy. Merely two years ago, mass protests thwarted a self-coup attempted by the sitting far right President Yoon Suk-yeol. But due to an array of social factors, the support of wealthy donors like retail tycoon Chung Yong-jin (the chairman of the conglomerate that owns Starbucks Korea), and growing links to the U.S. right, an anti-democratic and reactionary movement is steadily picking up steam.

Seoul was a major overseas stop for far right influencer Charlie Kirk ahead of his September 2025 assassination. Kirk was the keynote speaker in 2025 at the annual rally of Build Up Korea, a far right group founded in 2023 by Mina Kim, a young conservative Christian educated in the U.S. who appears to be determined to create a reactionary youth movement in the image of Kirk’s Turning Point USA.

Kim also serves as president of EveryLife Korea, the national franchise of an anti-abortion diaper brand with a self-described “‘Make More Babies’ mission” in which Donald Trump Jr. holds a stake through a financial vehicle. In the U.S., the brand remains marginal, depending exclusively on mail order sales. In South Korea, however, its products are sold in Korea’s largest mass retailer (led by Chung) with about $20 billion in annual sales.

In a September 2025 interview with Charlie Kirk, Kim jokingly asked if he would sue her for imitating Turning Point USA’s tactics and politics. Participants were kept caffeinated throughout the two-day event by a seemingly endless stream of coffee donated by Starbucks Korea, which is owned by Shinsegae, the country’s largest retail conglomerate headed by Chung.

Starbucks Korea’s Role in Stoking the Rise of the Far Right


In addition to providing free coffee throughout the far right Build Up Korea conference, Starbucks Korea has also stoked anti-democratic forces in sweeping symbolic ways.

Starbucks Korea struck a nerve on May 18 when it launched a tumbler named “Tank” and branded the promotion “Tank Day.” It was a symbolic, and painful, affront to South Korea’s democratic legacy. May 18 marks the anniversary of the beginning of the Gwangju Uprising, the 10-day civilian resistance to the military coup of 1980, which was crushed by special warfare troops using tanks and armored vehicles to overrun the southwestern city of Gwangju.

The “Tank Day” fiasco enraged much of the South Korean public, triggering consumer boycotts targeting Starbucks, for which Chung holds the exclusive franchise rights in the country.

In an attempt to contain the fallout from the controversy, more than 2,000 Starbucks stores across South Korea closed early on June 21 to conduct historical awareness trainings for the company’s 24,000 or so baristas. The franchise reported that due to the early closure, it incurred 2.1 billion South Korean won ($1.4 million in U.S. dollars) in lost sales. But the closure was deemed necessary to manage the backlash Starbucks Korea was facing and contain fallout from the controversy that had been building around Chung.

In addition to providing free coffee throughout the far right Build Up Korea conference, Starbucks Korea has also stoked anti-democratic forces in sweeping symbolic ways.

Chung, a retail tycoon and longtime friend of Donald Trump Jr., is open about his far right views and has often made provocative remarks on X. These statements had largely been dismissed as the provocative musings of a powerful tycoon, buffered by the PR influence of his conglomerate.

The scandal also elicited media scrutiny from outlets worldwide, including The New York Times and The Financial Times. While most coverage focused on the conglomerate’s convoluted corporate governance, which allowed even a marketing promotion to be tailored to the chairman’s political taste in spite of public sentiment, it largely overlooked another dimension of the story: Chung has been helping bankroll a rising far right movement. He effectively put Mina Kim on his payroll by letting her selling her diaper brand through his vast retail network.

Meme-ing the Far Right Agenda

The Starbucks fiasco is already having rippling effects. On June 29, during a popular livestreamed baseball match, players on a Seoul team mocked their opponents from Gwangju, chanting “Let’s go to Starbucks” and “Tank Day” from the dugout while performing a choreographed gesture. Far right propaganda has leaned into entertainment value, with Build Up Korea and other right-wing variants flooding social media with short-form videos, memes, and catchy songs to attract teenagers and young adults.

The movement has drawn both ideological inspiration and tactical cues from the MAGA movement in the United States.

In early June, these emerging layers of the far right converged at Olympics Park in Seoul to protest what they claimed was election fraud. The government should bear some responsibility for the flare-up — ballots ran out at a polling station in the park a few hours before voting closed in a local election. As of this writing, hundreds of young far right elements are still squatting in the park, now blanketed with banners and posters promoting their conspiracy theory and slogans.

The movement has drawn both ideological inspiration and tactical cues from the MAGA movement in the United States.Protesters rallied almost daily in central Seoul, repeating slogans such as “Stop the Steal” and “CCP Out” (referring to the Chinese Communist Party), often in English. The demonstrations increasingly took the form of a typical MAGA rally, with heavy emphasis on social media

Over the past two years, the ties between MAGA and its Korean clones have deepened. At last year’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), conservative commentator Gordon Chang, a mendacious China hawk who has extended his acid-tongued rants to paint South Korea’s liberalism as pro-China and pro-North Korea, defended Yoon’s coup in his remarks. At this year’s gathering, Hwang Kyo-ahn, a conservative Christian and former South Korean prime minister — a role roughly equivalent to the U.S.’s vice presidency — alleged that the recent South Korean elections were rigged through a tripartite collusion of the South Korean left, North Korea, and China.

A Failed Coup Galvanizes the Far Right

In much of the global imagination, South Korea has come to be seen as a democracy with a unique cultural cache — having transformed from a grim authoritarian industrial park into an emerging soft power conquering global cultural platforms with K-pop and K-dramas. This relatively new public image has often obscured the smoldering political tensions between the far right, liberals, and the left. That steadily growing cacophony finally broke containment on December 3, 2024, when then-president Yoon Suk-yeol abruptly declare martial law to stage a self-coup on the pretext of protecting the government from “communist and Chinese interference,” echoing far right conspiracy theories that CCP-hired hackers and North Korean operatives manipulated South Korean elections.

In response, South Korean citizens spontaneously took to the streets, supporting the legislature to override martial law. Because its people knew how they should respond to the president’s subversion of their hard-won democracy, South Korea appeared to emerge from the crisis with a new opportunity to renew its democracy. On the surface, the sequence of post-coup developments confirmed that belief — Yoon was impeached and swiftly tried for insurrection and Lee Jae-myung, of the liberal Democratic Party of Korea (DPK), was elected president in a snap election. Once again, these reassuring changes obscured a more troubling reality — the failed coup has revitalized, rather than demoralized, the far right.

Yoon’s ill-fated power grab provided far right forces with the momentum these once-fringe groups needed by drawing on their anti-China conspiracy theories and faith-based anti-communism. Yoon then further inflamed these fanatics by resisting arrest inside the presidential residence for more than a month. And he had success. In January 2025, Yoon’s supporters raided and torched a courthouse in Seoul, injuring 40 police officers, after the court extended the detention warrant for Yoon. Lee, the liberal DPK candidate, failed to win more than 50 percent of the vote in the snap election that should have given him a landslide win.

Meanwhile, the U.S. right stepped in to support Yoon. One of the first figures — Korean or foreign — to publicly approach the president during his attempted coup was Matt Schlapp, president of the American Conservative Union. At a CPAC forum attended by Steve Bannon in 2025, Schlapp claimed that Yoon believed Chinese technology firm Huawei was influencing South Korea’s elections, alleging that election servers were compromised by Chinese malware.

Fertile Ground for the Far Right

Shaped by Cold War politics and evangelical Christianity, South Korea is fertile ground for the far right. The country is home to five of the world’s 20 largest Christian congregations — including the largest Presbyterian megachurch and likely the largest Methodist megachurch as well — many of which were preaching prosperity theology long before it spread widely in the U.S. About 33 percent of the population identifies as Christian.

College-educated young men unable to secure work commensurate with their credentials have gravitated toward online subcultures of misogyny.

In the 1970s and 1980s, a succession of U.S.-backed military dictatorships permitted few large outdoor gatherings. Christian rallies were among the exceptions. A watershed moment came in 1973, when U.S. evangelist Billy Graham held his largest-ever crusade in Seoul under the auspices of President Park Chung-hee — a Buddhist who saw conservative Christian congregations as a counterweight to the rising labor ministry movement. The rally was broadcast nationwide and rebroadcast repeatedly. Megachurch expansion followed, as Billy Kim, Graham’s Korean interpreter and a Baptist pastor, later recalled.

Today, these congregations face a familiar problem: declining attendance in an aging, shrinking society. Their response has often been to rebrand — mobilizing homophobia, Islamophobia, Cold War anti-communism, and hostility to organized labor as adhesive forces for diminishing memberships.

Youth discontent provides a parallel current for the far right. South Korea’s youth unemployment rate sits around 7 percent — well under the Organization of Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) average. The issue is not joblessness per se, but credential inflation without commensurate returns.

Roughly 77 percent of South Korean women aged 25-34 in 2023 had completed postsecondary education, and 63 percent of their male counterparts had as well, according to a recent OECD report. Yet 13 percent of South Korean men with postsecondary degrees in this age group were economically inactive at that time — neither employed nor seeking work. The standard explanation points to exam preparation. While the rate of economic inactivity among South Korean women aged 25-34 with a postsecondary education is even higher at 21 percent, pressure on them to seek employment has perhaps been less acute due to entrenched biases against working women, and those who do seek work experience a demographic imbalance that favors women in the labor market. Many inactive young men are studying for civil service and other competitive positions, where women have recently outperformed them.

The political implications are stark. College-educated young men unable to secure work commensurate with their credentials have gravitated toward online subcultures of misogyny and conspiracy theories — a Korean analogue to the U.S. incel phenomenon. In the post-coup period, many became foot soldiers of the far right. Women facing parallel frustrations have also joined in significant numbers.

At the risk of oversimplification, the traditional far right of older conservative Christians has joined with younger organizations such as Kim’s Build Up Korea to constitute a new force in alliance with the U.S. MAGA movement. When Kirk died, Kim’s group erected an impromptu altar for him in central Seoul. Build Up Korea and Free University, its campus affiliate, have since organized debates in Kirk’s signature style and anti-China protests, while mobilizing as the youth infantry of the movement to restore Yoon to power.

The older traditional forces have found a new face in Busan-based Presbyterian evangelist Son Hyun-bo, who launched Save Korea, a political movement, in the aftermath of the failed coup. The group has gained traction through its austere, disciplined rallies, drawing support from megachurches and conservative lawmakers. At one such rally, 37 lawmakers from the People Power Party (PPP) appeared, publicly endorsing Son’s claims of election fraud and his defense of Yoon.

In early September 2025, Son was detained for violating electoral regulations by holding rallies for conservative candidates without party affiliation. By then, however, he appeared to have gained the ear of U.S. Vice President J.D. Vance, who serves as a leading voice for Christian nationalism within the Trump administration. During a January meeting with his South Korean counterpart, Vance raised concerns about Son’s detention.

In January, a court released Son, waiving his six-month prison sentence. Upon his release, he claimed that his two adult sons had been invited to the White House on two separate occasions while he was in detention awaiting trial. Son also said that Alliance Defending Freedom, a conservative legal fund in the U.S., donated $15,000 to his legal defense.

MAGA Internationalism

South Korea’s MAGA-inspired far right realignment is not unique. From Europe to South America, MAGA has emerged not only as a source of inspiration but also as a provider of tactics, offering a flexible playbook that has proven effective in mobilizing younger generations.

At first glance, it may seem counterintuitive that a movement rooted in nativism and Christian nationalism would seek global influence. Yet another core pillar of MAGA is evangelical Christianity, which has long pursued transnational reach.

While cracks have surfaced within MAGA over the geographic scope and ambitions of the movement — especially in the wake of Trump’s assault on Iran — these divisions should not be overstated. So long as MAGA’s ideas continue to find receptive audiences abroad, amplified by the international ambitions of evangelical networks, the global reactionary movement will continue to grow. South Korea is a case in point.




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Kap Seol

Kap Seol is a Korean writer and researcher based in New York. His writings have appeared in Labor Notes, Jacobin, In These Times, Business Insider, and other publications. In 2019, his exposé for Korean independent daily Kyunghyang revealed an imposter who falsely claimed to be a U.S. military intelligence specialist posted to the South Korean city of Gwangju during a popular uprising in 1980.

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

CRIMINAL CAPITALI$M

Forensic linguistics reveals the playbook of trust


New research shows how trust develops in real time - and how it is managed, repaired, and maintained in conversation, to ensure future collaboration.




University of Birmingham






New research has revealed the linguistic moves made by energy traders to manipulate trust and encourage collusion in illicit activity, misleading clients and officials, and supporting forms of corruption that spanned many organisations.

Forensic linguists from the University of Birmingham looked at how trust develops in real time, and how it is managed, repaired, and maintained in conversation, to ensure future collaboration.

The study, published by Cambridge University Press, used records from the Enron scandal.  This was no ordinary fraud, and it went beyond creative accounting.  Enron traders secured the trust of people working in external organizations to gain access to and control energy infrastructure, artificially constraining supply and driving up market prices.

These coordinated market moves were often discussed and arranged on the phone – and the clandestine conversations were taped, creating a ‘corpus’ of transcripts that is the world’s largest collection of spoken language records from illegal activity. 

Linguistic analysis of these transcripts, led by Dr Matteo Fuoli, showed a larger share of speech by Enron traders dedicated to trust management compared to external speakers. 

It also revealed a playbook of trust-related moves, which fell into five basic categories: bond, build, confide, probe, and repair. 

Dr Fuoli said: “Access to covert conversations is rare.  The size of the corpus meant we were able to produce a comprehensive framework for conversational tactics that can be used to build and manage trust and legitimize wrong-doing.” 

The analysis showed ‘bond’ moves predominated in the conversations, with Enron traders fostering emotional connection, and projecting a persona of a friendly and supportive listener. 

The ‘build trust’ moves provided rational arguments about why the listener should trust the speaker, including boasting to project competence. 

Unsurprisingly, Enron traders used ‘confide’ moves, including sharing privileged information, significantly more often than external speakers, and while ‘probe’ moves were mostly used by external speakers, Enron speakers used ‘repair’ moves frequently, and these were primarily defensive (justification, or shifting the blame), with apologies and outright denials being rare.

Dr Fuoli is part of Lingsight, a team of world-class linguists from the University of Birmingham, UK, with a track record that includes major publicly-funded research projects and collaborations with top technology firms. 

Dr Matteo Fuoli: “The framework has a diagnostic potential and can inform practical interventions in combating fraud such as phishing or romance scams, but also online radicalization in extremist discussion forums, and ideological harm networks like incel.  It could also be used to identify the roles and relationships within a specific criminal network.”

“Similarly, studying the trust dynamics within extremist or ideological harm networks online could deepen our understanding of how and why individuals are drawn to these groups and guide the development of well-informed social policies and educational interventions.”

Friday, March 27, 2026

'Looksmaxxing' — the manosphere beauty cult

DW
26.03.2026


The online trend with roots in misogyny encourages socially isolated young men to undertake painful practices to gain beauty and status — and its language is reaching the White House.

'Looksmaxxing' promises isolated men a higher social and sexual status if they submit to painful and questionable practices

Looksmaxxing content on social media promotes questionable and painful procedures promising male beautification. When used improperly, hydrogen peroxide for example (seen in the background) can damage your teeth and gums
Image: Chris Delmas/AFP

Young men who identify with the "manosphere" — an online movement promoting toxic masculinity and misogyny — are being promised a better life and a higher "sexual market value" by becoming more attractive through "looksmaxxing."

The online trend comes with its own lingo, significant costs — and a good dose of pain. Looksmaxxing influencers are promising isolated young incels, or involuntary celibates, that they can get better jobs and attract more sexual partners though a rigorous diet ("starvemaxxing"), plenty of steroids and weights, plastic surgery and a jawline made more angular with a hammer to the face ("bonesmashing").

Looksmaxxing is about ascending to the rank of a "chad," or alpha male, by changing one's attractiveness or deceiving others about it ("chadfishing"), or engaging in "mogging," looking down on inferior men.

The current superstar of the looksmaxx universe is Clavicular (real name Braden Peters), a 20-year-old US influencer who TikToks and streams about his alpha male "ascension." He routinely takes high doses of amphetamines and testosterone — which he says have likely made him sterile — and smashes his cheekbones to supposedly give them height. He is said to make $100,000 (€86,800) a month from his live streams on the Kick platform.

"When you are not attractive, your life is hell, I've experienced it," Cavicular said in a TikTok post. "Then when you start to get a little bit of good looks, everything changes."


Racism and misogyny underpin looksmaxxing

Spawned from the misogynistic, MAGA-aligned manosphere, looksmaxxers are often racist, hence "whitemaxxing" to change your skin color.

Clavicular was seen with Holocaust denier and white supremacist Nick Fuentes and manosphere influencer Andrew Tate, who has been charged with sexual crimes, among other things, at a Miami nightclub singing along to the Ye (formerly Kanye West) song "Heil Hitler."

The extremist scene is documented by journalist Louis Theroux in his new Netflix documentary, "Inside the Manosphere," which dives into the world of toxic "ultra-masculine" influencers.
Journalist Louis Theroux has been wrestling with manosphere influencers in his latest documentary
Image: Netflix/ZUMA/IMAGO

Donald Trump has long been courting influencers likes Fuentes, whom he infamously dined with at Mar-a-Lago, to strengthen support among a base of young men who routinely express resentment about feminism, immigration, queer culture and even democracy.

That's according to Ozan Felix Sousbois, an associate researcher in sociology at the University of Stavanger who has written widely on incel culture. He told DW that looksmaxxing comes out of an era of "hyper-masculinity" and "male anger" that sees "governments, the manosphere, incels, and more traditional forms of men's rights movements converge."

Jordan Foster, an assistant professor in sociology at MacEwan University in Edmonton, Canada, recently co-authored an article on looksmaxxing and modern masculinity. In an interview with DW, he described looksmaxxing as "a potent form of bait for men and especially vulnerable young men, who may already hold certain anxieties or frustrations about their future and the state of affairs in the nation."

Manosphere influencer Andrew Tate (in grey suit) has had sexual assault charges filed against him in Romania (above) and the UK
Image: Vadim Ghirda/AP Photo/picture alliance


'Lethalitymaxxing' —the manosphere goes to war

Looksmaxxing speak has also begun to appear in US government communications.

A Department of Defense (which saw its name changed to Department of War under Trump) post on the platform X in February read, "Low cortisol. Locked in. Lethalitymaxxing," backgrounded by the facial profile of a square-jawed marine. "Low cortisol" refers to the practice of avoiding the high adrenaline that leads to a puffed-up, as opposed to chiseled, face.

The post appropriated insider manosphere jargon to communicate military strength — and it did so a couple of weeks before the US and Israel attacked Iran.

"The administration has deployed a unique vocabulary to connect with corners of the internet previously untapped by mainstream politicians," Foster said of the post.

He added that the administration has sought to draw a "sharp distinction between idealized, 'manly' men and others who fall short" as part of "broader efforts to mobilize the military, frame conflict and buttress agencies like ICE."

Sousbois also said that an incel subculture "centered on control, hardness and readiness for conflict and violence" has made a timely entrance into the mainstream.

But as this language is normalized among its young target audience, looksmaxxing's dark side could become more apparent.

Sousbois warns that the movement could produce "visible harm for women, gender- and sexual minorities," in addition to "ethnic and religious minorities."

Edited by: Cristina Burack


Saturday, February 21, 2026

The State of Sexual Union, 2026





 February 20, 2026

If you’re too busy or overwhelmed by life or AI to listen to my sixth annual State of the Sexual Union address (2026), delivered live 2/14/2026 on Active Radio hosted by Hartley Pleshaw on WCAP-AM 980 – now available for your aural edification – here’s my single-word 2026 prescription for our very sickened society: Therapy.

We need it. I need it, and I’m pretty sure you do too.

Last year’s State of the Sexual Union (2025) was subtitled the Year of Living Precariously. This year, we have fallen off the Cliff of Precarity into a Sea of Slop and Slime. So, 2026 is our Year of Needing Therapy.

Grief’s a Bitch

I need therapy (and yes, I’m getting some, thank you) primarily because I’m grieving for my beloved husband Max who passed away on May 13, 2025 after a terrible stroke that shattered our world.

Grief is a bitch, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners. And no, I’m not talking about Erika Kirk. Well, not really…

I’m talking about the deep loss of my Great Love. Essentially, the State of My Sexual Union is grieving. Even when lovely things happen – a hug from a friend, flowers blooming in our Bonoboville garden, a lick from our sweet dog, a colleague composing a beautiful song for us – I still grieve, wishing Max were here to experience them with me.

If the State of Your Sexual Union is that you too are grieving, and even if you’re not, I imagine you could benefit from some therapeutic counseling… at least this crazy-making year of government-issued assault, kidnapping and very bad sex.

Trumped Up Trauma

Whether you’re an innocent victim, a vile perpetrator or *just* an observer watching (and maybe filming) your neighbors getting tackled, beaten, shot and even murdered by Trump’s ICE Ammosexual Incel Army – or perhaps you’re *just* reading about powerful people doing awful things in the Epstein Files – you have been traumatized much of this year.

It hasn’t only been a year, of course. We the Peoples of America (including the Americas that Bad Bunny so boldly and accurately listed) and most of the world have been under assault by the narcissistic and sociopathic proclivities of our so-called *leaders* for centuries. But the most recent assault by the billionaire class (usually the main assaulters) is the subject of my State of the Sexual Union (SOTSU) 2026. Though it includes politics, war, finance, art, the environment and more, it is, to a great degree, a sexual assault.

“The Noblest of Warriors”

My SOTSU 2026 went live early Valentine’s morning, since this year, sadly, I had no Valentine keeping me in bed. Hartley indulged me for a few minutes as I mourned my sweet Valentine, saying his name(s) Pr. Maximillian Rudolph Leblovic Lobkowicz di Filangieri, aka “Captain Max,” aka Mickey and more, and singing his praises as my truly amazing husband of 33 years, friend of 40, lover, co-host, producer, publisher, butler, my witness and a great, inspirational Free Speech freedom fighter whose only firearm was his powerful voice.

Hartley joined in on the eulogizing, letting his listeners know that Max was “the noblest of warriors… at the front lines of Free Speech struggles… and a lot of people who’ve never heard of him owe him a great debt of gratitude.”

That warmed my broken heart, and provided a good point to declare, as I had at our Max to the Maximus, “by the powers vested in me as Mayor of Bonoboville,” that Max’s birthday, November 8th, be celebrated in perpetuity as “Free Speech Day.” Mark your calendar – Sunday, November 8th, 2026 – to exercise your freedom to speak out about something important to you, or support somebody else’s.

As V-Day was dawning, I then told the story of Lupercalia, the original, ecosexual, communal, Pan-centered and rather kinky Valentine’s Day, as well as the more recently ordained World Bonobo Day, honoring the Love Apes on our High Holiday of Love, our kissing cousins, the bonobos (Pan paniscus), who have long inspired Max and my love for each other, for Bonoboville and for this lovely, crazy-making world of ours.

Epstein Slime & Slop

“This is what so many people have been waiting for all year,” Hartley told his rapt audience as we returned from commercials, “for Dr. Suzy to bestow upon us the State of the Sexual Union (SOTSU). It couldn’t come at a more appropriate time.”

For the past five years, I’ve delivered my SOTSU after the President does his State of the Union (SOTU). This year, I decided to do mine before him, feeling no need to let that lying blowhard go first. All recent U.S. Presidents could reasonably be called war criminals. But the current occupier of the now garishly gold-plated Oval Office has poisoned this past year with words and actions so cruel, dishonest, narcissistic, self-serving, racist, misogynist and simply obnoxious, it’s abusive to the spirit of our country, including our sexual spirit. If anyone in the current U.S. governmental circus of clowns, thieves, fixers, scammers, cover-up queens, close relatives and ammosexual sociopaths had a pinch of integrity, Predator Donald J. Trump wouldn’t even be delivering SOTU 2026. He would be in therapy – mandated by his warden.

And yes, “Predator Trump” suits him so much more than “President”… Indeed, the State of the Sexual Union 2026 has been grossly stained by his “best friend’s” magnum opus: the Epstein Files, and no matter how much he whines, “No one cares,” “I’m exonerated,” “the stock market is through the roof,” or “He stole my masseuse,” that damn stain, like Lady Macbeth’s damn spot (“Out damn spot!”), just won’t come out.

Honestly, My AI advisor advised me to “take the high road” and not soil myself by even mentioning Epstein in my SOTSU 2026. But that would have been rude, as right out the gate, Hartley asked me to address it as “the number one story in the world right now.”

It’s my SOTSU, but it’s Hartley’s show, so I had to respect that. Also, he’s right. Being “America’s #1 Sexologist,” as he so kindly calls me, it was incumbent upon me to address the Epstein variant of the virulent Billionaire Mind Virus (BMV), as part of the “therapy” I was prescribing for us all.

And with that, Hartley gave me “the floor,” slippery with the noxious “natural and unnatural” secretions of the Epstein Files. I pulled on my rubber Power-Booties and stepped through the mess (some of it), trying not to slip and fall on my proverbial ass, as so many have and still are doing.

And oh, what a mess it is.

For most of us, discussing, scrolling through or even just thinking about Epstein and the malevolent powers that he represents triggers grim memories of past traumas or paralyzing fears of future ones. Most of us also have deep, heart-wrenching empathy for the survivors who are coming forward to tell their stories or who were mysteriously killed before they could – or after they did. No wonder we all need therapy.

Zuck Cucked by Epstein

I did manage to refrain from (much) gossiping about the “Who’s who,” “What’s what,” or “Who did what to whom” of the Epstein Files. I can’t say I wasn’t tempted, but it is so difficult to tell facts from fantasy, or AI slop from real-life slime, and I didn’t want to step in that particular kind of mess.

Though I must confess I did snigger a bit over one name (over 300 times) and distinctive face in the Epstein Files: Mark Zuck the Cuckerberg – my thirsty nerd nemesis who unjustly deactivated my Meta accounts last year – was and still is an integral part of the Tech Bro branch of Epstein’s swamp, one of a handful of leaders of the expanding Censorship Industrial Complex, all suffering from variants of the BMV.  Epstein’s snapshot of their “wild” 2015 dinner shows a clear sideview of Zuck – so thoroughly cucked, he’s seated right beside the disgraced (but still toxically potent) old bull himself.

Ammosexual Incels & Kidnapping Kink

A pro-bonobo man who loves women, Hartley expressed alarm at the expanding ranks of misogynistic, Trump-adoring incels (“involuntary celibates”). I assured him that some are harmlessly pathetic and just need a good dominatrix (a kind of therapy!). More concerning are the “ammosexual incels” channeling their much-denigrated sex drives into wielding phallic weapons of various kinds – which is often all it takes to get a good-paying job assaulting people with ICE.

Trump’s well-known taste for assault extends into many sociopathic directions, but on SOTSU 2026, I focused on his kidnapping or “grab ‘em by the pussy” fetish for capturing people for sexual or political purposes. This is on appalling display in the kidnapping of American citizens and visitors by Trump’s ammosexual ICE army, and even geopolitical actions, such as the kidnapping of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife – in addition to the sordid nonconsensual kidnapping events described in the Epstein files.

Usually, Trump’s kidnapping hijinks are just for sadistic *fun* (eww!) – at the victims’ expense – or to make a political power point or entertain his more bloodthirsty fans. But sometimes it spills over into murder… Whoops, as Epstein would say.

Have I mentioned Trump should be in therapy – supervised by his prison director?

Pro-Bonobo Therapy for All

We the People also need therapy; though not in prison (there are many kinds of counseling and other treatments), and yes, the billionaires should pay for it, as the essential mental health component of Medicare for All. It’s time.

After all, our compromised leaders and their filthy rich donors’ aggrandizements, appetites, kinks, inadequacies, delusions and bottomless desires for domination have been the lethal power behind our collective trauma. Such is the State of the Sexual Union 2026.

As I write this, Epstein files keep dropping like cancer-laced stink bombs, and ICE – though seemingly routed from brave Minneapolis – is continuing its nonconsensual kidnappings around the country. Many peoples are being threatened. Not sexy!

In all the combustible confusion of fact with fantasy and criminality with authority, these don’t seem to be Democrat vs. Republican, Liberal vs. Conservative issues, not this year anyway. “It’s really not about the Red or Blue, it’s just folks like me and you,” is my SOTSU 2026 paraphrase of my wonderful Counterpunch colleague David Rovics – who recently played a fantastic private concert in Bonoboville with his band, the Ministry of Culture (including the lovely Kamala Emanuel), that we’ll release soon.  I was especially touched that David composed a rather catchy new AI Tsuno song entitled “Captain Max, Dr. Suzy and the Bonobo Way.”

And yes, there’s still pro-bonobo goodness in the world, and it’s my fervent SOTSU hope that the make-love-not-war, female-empowered, male-nurturing, sharing, caregiving bonobos can guide us through all this Epstein and ICE slime and crime. The “Epstein class” has captured, censored, deactivated, demoralized and de-eroticized us, putting some eight billion humans and gazillions of other precious life forms under the greasy thumbs of a handful of neoreactionary, sociopathically thirsty rich guys (and a few gals).

Don’t Let the Creeps Kill Your Vibe

Over this Year of Needing Therapy, we’ve all been kidnapped – some of us literally, most of us mentally – by the Trump/Epstein/ICE/Zuck/Zionist/Palantir/PayPal Mafia of Creeps.  That’s a extremel hyphenated adjective, but we now find ourselves in an extreme kink relationship that, for most of us here on the bottom, is inarguably nonconsensual and gross – and that’s part of what turns these creeps on.

I could have had a little fun roleplaying that scenario in less grievous times. Instead, I tried to focus SOTSU 2026 on how we can heal from the Epstein files as they pour forth, demolishing our trust in these creepy leaders and systems – which may be good – but also in each other, which is sad. Unless you too are a sociopath, the stories that emerge from these files are a major turn-off, making some of us lose our own healthy appetites for sex and even love.

As a sex therapist who firmly believes that good sex is vital to our mental and physical health, I encouraged my SOTSU audience not to let the evils of our deeply disturbed rulers destroy us “as good people and as sexual beings.” This is easier said than done, but it’s my hope that we can remember that while people – especially the powerful ones – can make a mess of just about anything, including sex, it’s been proven time and again that good sex is far more likely to heal than harm.

In its healthy form, consenting adult sex builds connection, lowers stress, boosts confidence and tends to make you nicer to be around. A little good sex puts you into a better mood and, if more of us were having it instead of scrolling through slime, slop and manufactured outrage, society might be in a better mood too.  A partner is great (and I miss mine) but not necessary so, I added, “make love to someone you love today… even if that someone is you.”

Farewell Dr. Jane Goodall

Just before the sign-off, it occurred to me that we really should say goodbye to the late great Dr. Jane Goodall, and in that moment of synchronicity, Hartley did just that. RIP Dr. Jane Goodall, a giant of primatology, ecology and love, who sadly passed away shortly after Max. One of my favorite nicknames was “Jane Goodall After Dark” (thank you Tom Quinn).

Dr. Jane made her mark by studying common chimpanzees, but she was a great friend of the bonobos. When I sent her The Bonobo Way, her assistant Chris Hildreth messaged me that she “loved it.” That’s a lot more than I can say about another celebrity (whom I did not name) who had said that he feared he might be misunderstood if he endorsed such a sex-positive book, and now… he’s in the Epstein files.

That guy definitely needs therapy, but honestly, so do we all. The architects of this mess should get theirs in prison. The rest of us just need a couch and some kind of caring counselor (with or without a license, depending on our needs) who can help us untangle whatever we’re dealing with – as individuals and as a society – in this sanity-testing Year of Needing Therapy.

It’s also the Year of the Fire Horse, said to be a time of intense transformation and courage. May we all be brave as fire horses in resisting fascism and transforming tyranny into community. May we go bonobos, give what we can and get what we need.

God and Goddess bless America – all the Americas – and the world.

Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For information and speaking engagements, call 626-461-5950. Email her at drsusanblock@gmail.com