The Wheels Come Off the MAGA Machine

Photograph by Nathaniel St. Clair
The recent events on the national and world stage are pretty hard to ignore given the effects on Americans, our allies and even our fellow Montanans who just want to go fishing.
But the wheels are coming off Donald Trump’s MAGA-mobile in real time and the result is absolutely predictable as he, his administration, and our once-stable nation are now all over the road, bouncing off curbs, going through fences, and headed for the barrow ditch.
The undeniable signs aren’t coming from “lib-tards” — they’re coming from hard right-wing MAGA supporters, or perhaps “former supporters” is more accurate. That lineup now includes Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes, Mark Levin, and even looney Laura Loomer.
These are the headliners of Fox and Friends, the people who praised the president and believed he would keep his promises of “America First,” halt U.S. involvement in foreign wars and “Make America Great Again.”
But anyone who takes Donald Trump at his word is in for a rude awakening. The record is clear, his word means absolutely nothing. Not to us, not to our allies, and now not to the rest of the world as he becomes more erratic, violent, and threatening toward friends and foes alike.
The primary reason for the tidal wave of conservative criticism now crashing over the White House is Trump’s disastrous decision to allow Israel’s Benjamin “The Butcher” Netanyahu to drag us into his genocidal attacks on the sovereign nations of the Middle East.
Netanyahu has been indicted for bribery, fraud and breach of trust in his own country — and the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant for his “crimes against humanity” including “murder, persecution, and other inhumane acts,” against Palestinians in Gaza. Of all the people not to follow anywhere, let alone into war, Netanyahu tops the list as he turns Israel into a rogue state in the eyes of the world.
Nonetheless, the rapidly-diminishing mental capacity of our president somehow justified the Iran War by claiming he had to because Israel was going to. How Israel can call the decision for the U.S. to go to war is a real mystery since declaring war is Constitutionally-delegated to Congress, not the president, and surely not a war criminal from another country.
But wars are a lot easier to start than win. And now, billions and billions of dollars and thousands of deaths later, this delusional president who claimed he deserved to win the Nobel Peace Prize, is forced to agree to a two-week “cease fire.” Putting that in quotes is intentional since Israel hasn’t quit bombing Lebanon, Syria, the West Bank and Gaza as Netanyahu just announced it’s a “forever war.”
Moreover, none of the ever-changing reasons for the Iran War have been accomplished. Not seizing the uranium, effecting regime change, halting missile production, or “freeing” the Iranian people.
Instead, after being attacked by the U.S. and Israel Iran closed the Straits of Hormuz, cutting off one-fifth of the world’s oil supply and driving fuel and fertilizer prices sky high. When a Montanan decides he can’t go on an annual fishing campout at Fort Peck because it costs a thousand bucks to drive his truck and boat there and back, the impacts have truly come home to roost.
The talking heads at Fox News are largely responsible for the horrific situation they’re now facing. They have been betrayed, openly and repeatedly, and now they are viciously turning on their own creation — and for once, in a very rare instance, they are correct.

The former East Wing
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Abby Zimet
Mar 31, 2026
Or maybe it’s because Commander-In-Chief Private Bonespurs started another forever quagmire without legal or political justification, and it turns out wars in the Middle East are hard and complex and above his pay grade - like health care! - to solve, and now with no good options he’s spewing up only staggering incoherence for strategy, like hailing “great progress” in imaginary “serious discussions” while pivoting to rabidly threatening to “conclude our lovely ‘stay’ in Iran” by “obliterating” their civilian infrastructure, electricity, energy and drinking water, which is a war crime. But talks are going “unbelievably well.”

Anyway, his true passion is turning every crass, stupid thing he or Elvis can think of fake gold like the Oval bordello and even Social Security cards, and slathering his repulsive name on structures, coins, currency, and building trashy, illegal monuments to himself like an obscene, unapproved, un-permitted, $400 million ballroom twice the size of the White House, because, “They’ve always wanted a ballroom,” except now it’s suddenly, “essentially a shed for what goes under it,” a massive military complex, presumably a bunker where, as merciful history would have it, he’ll finally free us of him, “and we’re doing it very well.”
He’s so ballroom-enraptured that on Air Force One he just pulled out a swath of drawings to show reporters, explaining, “I thought I’d do this now because it’s easier. I’m so busy...fighting wars and other things.” Quick mindless pivot to “hand-carved, beautiful, Corinthian columns” - “Corinthian wut” - he’s also reportedly re-imagining for the White House facade, a change deemed “at odds with universally held historic preservation standards.” Same, experts say of “barely scrutinized” ballroom plans, “riddled with design flaws” - disproportionate, pillars block windows, grand staircase to nowhere. WH lackey on “the best builder in the world”: “The American people can rest well knowing this project is in his hands.” We feel better already.

And then there’s his new gold toilet, mounted on a 10-foot throne near the Lincoln Memorial. The new masterwork of Secret Handshake (Best Friends Forever), it celebrates the renovation of the White House Lincoln Bedroom bathroom, all in gold, and “what this President has actually accomplished.” The toilet’s plaque reads, “In a time of unprecedented division, escalating conflict, and economic turmoil, President Trump focused on what truly mattered: remodeling the Lincoln Bathroom....This, his crowning achievement, is a bold reminder that (he) isn’t just a businessman, he’s taking care of business. It stands as a tribute to an unwavering visionary who looked down, saw a problem, and painted it gold.”









