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Thursday, June 08, 2006

Nude News

With the success of my previous nude news review: The Naked Truth, success of course being all those hits when folks google for nude, naked, etc....., here is this weeks nudes in the news....

More naked truth from the naked city. You remember that movie and TV show; Naked City...There's eight million stories in the naked city.....it was about the dark noir of New York and of course since the world is a Global village, we are all New York now.... “Cap d'Agde - The Naked City”

The Not-Quite Naked City

Naked City
Austin Chronicle, TX

Talk About the Naked City

This weeks nude revue

The naked and the dead...
SYDNEY (Reuters) - There's a time and place for everything, local Australian governments have ruled as they move to stop brothels opening near cemeteries.

Ipswich Mayor Paul Pisasale told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio Tuesday that cemeteries were places for quiet reflection by families who should not have to put up with "a brothel going on next door.""It's totally inappropriate. There's a place for brothels and a place for cemeteries and we don't believe the two mix," he said.

Hmm besides the fact that there is the kinky possibility of Necrophilia. Nah that just happens in funeral homes not brothels.

Heather Mills’ nude photos hit the tabloids

No wonder the McCarthy's broke up.

Of course she will not be financially hurt by this unlike this lass

Nude snaps end Miss England hopes
A FINALIST has been throw in out of a beauty competition - after it was discovered she had posed as a nude model.

PETA would be happy.

The naked vets

Massey University vet students pose for nude calendar

You've heard of the naked chef, well, how about the naked vet?

A group of third year veterinary students, along with some animals from Massey University, have banded together to produce a nude fundraising calendar.

Yep PETA does that too to raise funds. And Speaking of PETA...

NAKED ACTIVISTS CONVERGE ON SPANISH EMBASSY TO PROTEST 'RUNNING OF THE BULLS'

More PETA Bull........

Demonstrators Nearly Naked In Market Square

They were pretending to be packages of meat.......

Keira Knightley posed nude with hairy legs

Selected as the sexiest woman in the world in FHM's recent poll, the 20-year-old actress said she's not completely comfortable with her body.

Well I don't know about that if she posed with hairy legs I would say thats being pretty comfortable with your body

Nude cycling: no-seams to rub makes it more comfy than you'd think

Really I would think you would stick to the seat.

Cop drove nude to protect leather car seats

But apparently not.

So its alright for the cops to drive nude but then the bust folks for nude dancing.

Police: Mom Left Kids In Car, Danced Nude On Bar Table

What you expected her to take them into the bar?

Nude priests ‘walk’ into trouble

Going where even angels fear to tread?

Nude sculpture ruffles feathers in Brighton

Critics want 'obscene' art removed or put elsewhere

Obscence? Smacks of sexist discrimination to me, since the statue is male.

Nude Protest Against Tuition Hike

The cost of higher education is stripping students of their income I guess.

Negar Khan goes nude at Cannes

Former Bollywood starlet Negar Khan created a flutter at Cannes when she exposed herself on the red carpet while blowing a kiss to the crowd. But for Negar, the split second malfunction would hardly rate as the most embarassing moment of her life.

In fact, those who've kept abreast of her antics will vouch that wardrobe malfunctions are almost becoming her calling card.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Nude Newz 08/2006

I spent the long weekend sun worshiping in our record breaking heat,so I can relate to this article; Notes on Nude-Beach Season Being naked out of doors and in the water can be blissful.

It appears I am not alone....Uncovering the naked truth in NottinghamThe 350-acre park was founded by Robert and Mary Bonser in 1950. The feisty World War II vet was stationed in the South Pacific. Due to the moist climate and military fatigues he developed a skin fungus that was cured when the natives encouraged him to sunbathe in the nude.Robert was fond of saying, "If God wanted us to wear clothes, we would have been born with them."Today the village is operated by his son Terry and wife Mary. She greeted me at check-in dressed in a blue summer outfit. Mary always dresses for first-time guests. She informed me that if I cared to tour the village I would have to take my clothes off "¦ just as she was doing right in front of me.

Nudism as they say is family fun....Family Of 3 Run Naked On Canadian Beach

And its not just at Wreck Beach in B.C. apparently there is a nude beach on Lake Eire.... Naked truth of beach exposed

In Albania however its a rather shocking experience to see folks doffing their clothes at the beach even if its only to go topless......Naked women shock police

Albanian police were speechless when around 30 Scandinavian women went topless, shocking local bathers and causing an uproar in an Albanian beach resort. "Police only watched ... they could not approach the tourists because they spoke no English," a local newspaper in the southern Albania coastal town of Sarande said.

But apparently it shocks even sophisticated Paris..... Nude sunbathing, g-strings banned on Paris beach but its ok at the rest of Frances beaches. Defending the decree, city hall sports official Pascal Cherki told Le Parisien that indecent clothing "could have led to temptations and dangerous behaviour on the banks of the river." Topless sunbathing and g-strings are common on real beaches around France in the summer. And it doens't lead to lewd or lascivious behavior. Perhaps its something in Paris water?

Fun with arts and crafts.
The Saskatoon Exhibition has pulled an entry in its art show because of a complaint about the embroidered portrait of a nude woman dancing. Censoring embrodiery how low can ya go? Truly PC. Guess they figured one should only embroider flora or fauna.

And speaking of flora this story is really about flowers.....THERE ARE NAKED LADIES in my garden. I know of no old area a garden where they do not cavort, and they are too common in the area to be thought a rarity. It is too early for them, for they generally don't show until late August or early September, but they are out now. Really the plant is called Naked Ladies.Colchicums, aka naked ladies, provide instant gratification.

It would be all so much easier and less hassle for airline travelers.....
The naked solution to flying in safety
Stripped, searched, probed and quarantined, the weary travellers gladly embark on their holidays, grateful to have done their bit in The War Against Terror

Grateful travellers embark in safety

Of course the reason that the UK police found out about the bomb plot was.....

Your hidden secrets revealed by the Rapiscan scanner

Liquid explosives revealed by 'naked' Heathrow scans

That is not a smart place to keep a gun......

RANTS AND RAVES: Nude protest dubious defense
For the straight-faced claim by a DeKalb County man that he was protesting the war in Iraq when he walked naked along a highway in Hammondville waving an American flag. He faces a charge of public lewdness. We're all for the freedom to protest, but it's hard to see just what message a nude parade along a public thoroughfare is meant to send. The defendant, although obviously not shy in other ways, has not been forthcoming on that point. Well it was effective it got this editors attention. Oh I get it he wasn't wearing a sign.

However it appears to becoming a mass movement as Arlo Gutherie said in Alices Resteraunt. US Man Walks Nude to Protest Iraq War Gerald Lynn Kelley decided to protest the war in Iraq by walking along a highway in a cowboy hat and boots. Just a cowboy hat and boots. Well at least he was wearing something. Wait he was also waving the American Flag Valley Head man says he waved flag in the nude as a war protest

Of course it is not only in America where nude protests occur.....

The 'naked' truth

'They want to take their clothes off to show Mugabe they are tired of him'

The latest issue of the government mouthpiece, the Manica Post, has an article in which they claim that I have been enlisting the services of elderly women from the Makoni area to strip naked in front of law enforcement agents, during our planned non-violent protests. This, they claim, is taboo.
This response to the MDC's largely successful rural outreach programme in Manicaland leaves no doubt that the regime knows its time is up. It does not question why the people would want to protest but only the method, thus acknowledging the opposition's political influence in the province.
What is really taboo is the way Zanu (PF) has abused the rural folk for so long, with its show of contempt for the elderly through its policies that have left this constituency marginalized. In fact, our culture stipulates that we respect the elderly. We have an obligation to look after them into the old age till they die.

Dear Abby: Don't sleep with nude sister This is not so much about a nude sister as much as about a rude sister.

Well at least she only sleeps in the nude. A 17-year-old boy was referred to the district attorney's office Wednesday after a neighbor complained she had seen him repeatedly walking around naked in his open garage and in his yard on Sunray Lane. I would say MYOB, this is a case of a peeping thomasina who didn't .

He was panting too hard.
A bodybuilder seeking the right to bring his dog to a nude beach on Fire Island is throwing in the towel on his federal lawsuit.Mark DelCore withdrew his legal action against the Fire Island National Seashore, citing his poor health. "I do not possess the stamina or physical continuity necessary to continue this complaint," he wrote in an Aug. 7 letter to Federal Judge Joseph Bianco of U.S. District Court in Central Islip,

Lets run away to the circus.... The warped burlesque circus show "Absinthe" is Cirque du Soleil's younger sister — more brash, less inhibited and more naked. Because they both attempt to update the traditional circus with modern artistic sensibilities, its easy to draw comparisons between the two. However, "Absinthe" — playing at the Spiegeltent through September — is far raunchier

And the headline writer had fun with this story.....cheeky,very cheeky...
Stiff contest for Eric Dias Cup

Don't Stay Naked (right), ridden by Paul Francis, leads narrowly from the favourite on the outside, Nijinsky's War (Wesley Henry) and Exclusively, with Trevor Simpson aboard in the centre, early in the straight in race seven over 1500 metres at Caymanas Park at Monday's Independence Day race meet. Don't Stay Naked (2-1) proceeded to win by half-a-length from Nijinsky's War. - Colin Hamilton/Freelance Photographer

CELEBRITY NUDE NEWZ

And now a bust to remember, too bad Bill didn't.

The so-called "presidential bust" of Hillary Rodham Clinton features the former First Lady and current New York senator dressed in a lacy, low-cut gown. (Daniel Edwards)

Wait a Minute when did she get covered up. Hillary Nude at Museum of Sex
According to Reuters, the artist said he wanted to capture Clinton's age and femininity in the sculpture and that he wants to show the senator "as a woman -- not a covered up person, but as a woman." Clinton`s office had no immediate comment. Guess you couldn't show Hillary's bust in Saskatoon.

They issue a press release for a Celebrity Nude Spa that has a secret location....
Celebrity Nude Resort Opens in Palm Springs

Here is one celebrity that won't be showing up though Michael Douglas, done with nude scenes in movies now

Some girls just wanna be nude for a good cause Fashion Scoops: In The Nude

In Indian the scandal of misappropriation of celebrities images continues.
Half nude Sonia Another heroine to get embroiled in the MMS scandal is Sonia Agarwal. She is seen given poses semi nude in internet circles.

It even occurs to American celebrities Richie's nude photo fear

But this up and coming star is using her nudity for self promotion.
More Nude Pictures Emerge From ROCK STAR Contestant Storm Large

While Bollywood waits with baited breathe Vidya will go nude for future films
She is after all younger than Michael Douglas

'I want to live nude' Shakira, in her garden she says with the nude vegetables.

The trouble with Harry....Harry Potter star to go nude on stage

And some celebrities are just shy....Pregnant supermodel HEIDI KLUM and husband SEAL have naked portraits of themselves dotted all over their home. But the nudes aren't for all guests to see - they're hidden in a private wing of the couple's house.

While others expose themselves tastefully...EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW: SEE HILARY SWANK DANCE NAKED FOR GUERLAIN

Of course when in jail you don't get a choice about not wearing the prison uniform...Survivor's 'fat, naked guy' isn't comfortable in prison

Maybe the fat naked guy sent her pictures......
Kate Beckinsale's naked shock

And then again some folks like to frolic nude.....Naomi Harris: My naked Foxx fun Turns out not to be true...just a fanatsy...she used a body double....Naomi Harris regrets not getting naked with Jamie Foxx

While for others its a chilling experience....
Longoria begs bosses to axe naked scenes
Eva Longoria has begged her bosses on Desperate Housewives to stop making her take baths on the TV show -- because she hates spending all day naked in water.

And some become the character....Naked ambition

Gretchen Mol's naughty-but-nice portrayal of 1950s pin-up Bettie Page is a shrewd career move, finds Tim Robey

The Notorious Bettie Page
Looking back over her shoulder in a pose both coy and come-hither, Mol does nudity like a naturist. Her Bettie looks uncomfortable in any kind of clothing, and she's disarmingly sweet, even modest, as she wiggles her bits for the cameras, giving the period's magazine readers a whole new appetite for essentially harmless smut.