Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer promises detailed climate plan by end of world

Atlantic Canada — Progressive Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer says he will present his party’s climate change plan by the end of life as we know it on the blue planet, at the very latest.

Speaking to reporters gathered at the legislature in Fredericton, N.B., Scheer said that talk is cheap but that action is what the PC party is all about.

“I know we said we’d reveal our plan — and we do have a plan, believe me — by the end of spring, but I just got busy and shit kept coming up, so now that’s being pushed slightly. Now the goal is to let everyone in on it sometime between this summer and the demise of humankind, assuming that’s not happening this year.”