By Paul Wallis
EDITOR AT LARGE
DIGITAL JOURNAL
December 16, 2025
While OpenAI does not expect to be profitable before 2029, the startup's valuation keeps climbing in funding rounds baffling some financial analysts - Copyright AFP Kirill KUDRYAVTSEV
The slop is about to expand its horizons into people’s shabby sex lives with the mediocrely named “Adult AI” — Soon you’ll be able to watch non-existent people having sex, at a price. We’ve already got non-existent lesbians, featuring Wednesday and Enid deepfakes on Facebook. Soon all your other favorites will be devalued, too, you lucky people, you.
This is very probably just a commercialization of what’s already there. It’s unlikely to stop there. Maybe Flipper, Lassie, and Rin Tin Tin will make a comeback? Maybe standup comedians will find something to talk about?
AI has a gruesome habit of turning everything it does into lowest common denominator garbage. From autoslop content to autoslop “eroticism” can’t be too far to go. Can anyone visualize the sheer lack of passion of an AI porn movie?
“You’re gorgeous.”
“I know.”
That’ll be the whole script, with the obligatory 5000 words of AI filler and repetitions. Really something to make you look for a cave somewhere.
There is a market for this trash, which will be coming to you in 2026 presumably with a hike in subscription prices. Better still, everyone in the porn sector will probably also be unemployed, just in case they were thinking of having lives. The Send Everyone Broke motif is obviously doing well.
The AI will verify your age, too, to ensure you’re old enough to watch futile, febrile, infantile, garbage. Ask your AI friends if they think it’s OK.
The likely security risks are just an added bonus. AI is now flagging art as porn, so you’re pretty safe from absolutely nothing on either end. Google’s porn ban is floundering along nicely, so the AI will ensure that you and your media-driven neuroses and psychoses are fully occupied.
Let’s get down to cases:
This is the fabulous future?
This is all you meaningless losers can think of to do with a whole new class of top-tier tech?
Isn’t the online world sleazy enough?
This tech is incredibly useful in so many ways, if not as chatbots, agents, or hallucinating third-rate calculators. Scientific AI, the real AI, is highly efficient and productive.
This idea isn’t and can’t be productive. The opportunities for malware, fraud, crime, and a whole spectrum of personalized disasters are off the scale. Even VPNs aren’t safe anymore, and you want to hype up the risks with this total waste of tech, time, money, and resources?
And you’re investing billions in it? How stupid are you? Is there a stone tablet somewhere to define your sheer ignorance and lack of comprehension? (I just wrote “How stupid are you?” and it corrects to “How stupid is you?” This is the standard of actual tech you’re using.
While we’re blissfully contemplating all this wonder:
What about AI porn nasties? What about AI-generated kiddie porn and other cash cows? What about the massive liabilities? Possessing these things is illegal. What do you think making them might be?
There’s dumb, dumber, and way out in front, you. Of all the idiotic things to do.
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Disclaimer
The opinions expressed in this Op-Ed are those of the author. They do not purport to reflect the opinions or views of the Digital Journal or its members.
December 16, 2025
While OpenAI does not expect to be profitable before 2029, the startup's valuation keeps climbing in funding rounds baffling some financial analysts - Copyright AFP Kirill KUDRYAVTSEV
The slop is about to expand its horizons into people’s shabby sex lives with the mediocrely named “Adult AI” — Soon you’ll be able to watch non-existent people having sex, at a price. We’ve already got non-existent lesbians, featuring Wednesday and Enid deepfakes on Facebook. Soon all your other favorites will be devalued, too, you lucky people, you.
This is very probably just a commercialization of what’s already there. It’s unlikely to stop there. Maybe Flipper, Lassie, and Rin Tin Tin will make a comeback? Maybe standup comedians will find something to talk about?
AI has a gruesome habit of turning everything it does into lowest common denominator garbage. From autoslop content to autoslop “eroticism” can’t be too far to go. Can anyone visualize the sheer lack of passion of an AI porn movie?
“You’re gorgeous.”
“I know.”
That’ll be the whole script, with the obligatory 5000 words of AI filler and repetitions. Really something to make you look for a cave somewhere.
There is a market for this trash, which will be coming to you in 2026 presumably with a hike in subscription prices. Better still, everyone in the porn sector will probably also be unemployed, just in case they were thinking of having lives. The Send Everyone Broke motif is obviously doing well.
The AI will verify your age, too, to ensure you’re old enough to watch futile, febrile, infantile, garbage. Ask your AI friends if they think it’s OK.
The likely security risks are just an added bonus. AI is now flagging art as porn, so you’re pretty safe from absolutely nothing on either end. Google’s porn ban is floundering along nicely, so the AI will ensure that you and your media-driven neuroses and psychoses are fully occupied.
Let’s get down to cases:
This is the fabulous future?
This is all you meaningless losers can think of to do with a whole new class of top-tier tech?
Isn’t the online world sleazy enough?
This tech is incredibly useful in so many ways, if not as chatbots, agents, or hallucinating third-rate calculators. Scientific AI, the real AI, is highly efficient and productive.
This idea isn’t and can’t be productive. The opportunities for malware, fraud, crime, and a whole spectrum of personalized disasters are off the scale. Even VPNs aren’t safe anymore, and you want to hype up the risks with this total waste of tech, time, money, and resources?
And you’re investing billions in it? How stupid are you? Is there a stone tablet somewhere to define your sheer ignorance and lack of comprehension? (I just wrote “How stupid are you?” and it corrects to “How stupid is you?” This is the standard of actual tech you’re using.
While we’re blissfully contemplating all this wonder:
What about AI porn nasties? What about AI-generated kiddie porn and other cash cows? What about the massive liabilities? Possessing these things is illegal. What do you think making them might be?
There’s dumb, dumber, and way out in front, you. Of all the idiotic things to do.
______________________________________________________
Disclaimer
The opinions expressed in this Op-Ed are those of the author. They do not purport to reflect the opinions or views of the Digital Journal or its members.
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